What do you think?

why

Don't you think i shd go look for pat n tell her ma success story?

Why would u do dat?

Shd i rather tell you instead?

Why ya wanna tell a stranga a secret?

Isn't that going to be so unwise of me?

Don'tchu fink so?

After today's great, exciting and lovely experience which made me realize how much i've been missing all these while, do you think i shd advance to kama sutra?

Why nat?

why should he?

Don't you know that its worthwhile?

what are u talking about?

You mean u don't even know the subject matter?

How am i supposed to know? is it all about a toasting success story?

Krama, kan i get da fidbaq naw?

You think i shd tell u in the presence of these strangers?

Then wia elz?

do u two wanna get a room?  

I will tell swit D . . .

Pat can u see these nosey intruders? So why don't we wait until we are all alone?

And by the way noetic who's talking about toasting here? Don't you know the great and wonderful things aunty pat encouraged me to do earlier today?

why are u reading another meaning to my post?

Didn't you mention toasting just a while ago?

did u not see "success story" in that same post? why is ur mind so dirty?

So krama, when are ya gonna prick da baloon?

Well pat all i can say now is to really appreciate you for such a glorious advice u gave me today! It cldn't have been better, thanks a mill hon!! But why don't we leave the details till some other time when we are all alone by ourselves?

Ok, iv yu sae so. Is it morn'n in naija naw?

Well i suppose knowing naija time difference shd be as simple as abc, save of course if u r not nigerian or not in touch with naija. . . so which is which?
And pat cld u pls excuse me for a while? Gotta logout now, and do you know its been great being with you?

do you have any other pick-up lines

Yea, why do u ask?

how was your weekend?

how is that ur biz oga sir?