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Mad Cow Disease by Connoisseur(m): 7:05am On Jul 24, 2009
A female reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer seeking the possible cause of mad cow disease.
Lady reporter: Good evening sir, i am here to collect information on the possiblo cause of mad cow disease. The farmer stared at the reporter and said: do you know a bull mounts a cow only once a year?
The lady reporter(obviously embarassed): well sir,thats a new piece of information; but whats the relationship between the phenomenom and mad cow disease? The farmer: and madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? The lady reporter: sir this is really valuable information. But about gettin to the point?
The farmer(getting closer to the reporter): i am getting to the point,  Just imagine if i was playing with your breast twice a day and screwing you once a year. Wouldnt you get mad?
Re: Mad Cow Disease by deeteeneey(f): 7:21am On Jul 24, 2009
;d ;d
Re: Mad Cow Disease by sylve11: 8:48am On Jul 24, 2009
nice one poster cheesy cool
Re: Mad Cow Disease by Godmother(f): 10:22am On Jul 24, 2009
Lol. This is really nice
Re: Mad Cow Disease by romsky: 10:38am On Jul 24, 2009
only say we get am 4 archive

syl na so u dey do bah
Re: Mad Cow Disease by blissieng(f): 10:47am On Jul 24, 2009
STALE!

cry
Re: Mad Cow Disease by romsky: 10:50am On Jul 24, 2009
na dat one dey make u cry?
Re: Mad Cow Disease by blissieng(f): 12:43pm On Jul 24, 2009
bla blah
Re: Mad Cow Disease by donsponky(m): 12:58pm On Jul 24, 2009
she want make dem milk her breast grin grin cheesy
Re: Mad Cow Disease by blissieng(f): 1:58pm On Jul 24, 2009
If you removed those glasses, maybe you'd fink straight!
Re: Mad Cow Disease by krama(m): 3:21pm On Jul 24, 2009
Cool grin
Re: Mad Cow Disease by biola44: 4:33pm On Jul 24, 2009
:d ;d
Re: Mad Cow Disease by krama(m): 4:42pm On Jul 24, 2009
biola44:

:d ;d

Laughing error! grin

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