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Things #500 Can Do By Mc_warriboy by kingjizzy2(m): 7:10am On Mar 26, 2016 |
So, I took a girl out on a date and after
we finished
eating, I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter
didn't have 500 naira change to
give me. I asked the girl to sit let's wait for the
waiter to go look for change, and surprisingly she
said I was
embarrasing her, that I should act like a big boy
and leave the change for the waiter...
Is she crazy?
.
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I
guess she doesn't Well, let me highlight few of the
things 500 naira
can do incase she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and two
fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus around, you
will feed 5000 people..Is that the money she want
me to leave?
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size)= N100,
2 eggs = N60, plastic Coke
= 100. Total N410, and you say 500 naira na small
money?
.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good
earpiece?
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic malt
N100 and remaining 150 to play Bet9ja,...and
she say 500 naira na chicken change? I swear she
no well Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira
shey u know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger of
Arsenal will buy with 500
Naira?........
The most annoying thing is that its possible that
this girl has never given 500 naira offering for
church oo....... See, on a serious note...you won't
know the value of 500 naira, untill you borrow 500
naira credit from MTN and you have to pay back.
.
She angrily left but I waited for 35mins and
collected my 500naira
balance........... Cuz i'm real(its Mc warriboy again) |
Re: Things #500 Can Do By Mc_warriboy by pet4ril(f): 7:11am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Riry |
Re: Things #500 Can Do By Mc_warriboy by kingjizzy2(m): 7:12am On Mar 26, 2016 |
cc::: Ben13
dannyluv
cc:: truckpusher |
Re: Things #500 Can Do By Mc_warriboy by Nobody: 7:14am On Mar 26, 2016 |
hahahahhaah...I will juz laugh for now. |
Re: Things #500 Can Do By Mc_warriboy by troubleshooter: 7:14am On Mar 26, 2016 |
You try. U r like Dangote |
Re: Things #500 Can Do By Mc_warriboy by Dyt(f): 7:26am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Hehehehehe |
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