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A Man And His Date by busybody20: 8:01pm On Jul 25, 2009
a man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the guy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.

the man just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the cigarette, the man  just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."  grin  grin
Re: A Man And His Date by sylve11: 3:17pm On Jul 26, 2009
Lol, i be sharp man grin cool
Re: A Man And His Date by tytylayor: 7:26am On Jul 27, 2009
hehehehe, ololumi dats very smart of u, sure dat was blisseing cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Man And His Date by teissys(f): 7:50am On Jul 27, 2009
No it's not Ble, it's Tyty and Sylve doing what they do best tongue cheesy
Re: A Man And His Date by sylve11: 9:41am On Jul 27, 2009
ololumi i miss u so much kiss kiss cool

Oga teissy throway backy for u o cool
Re: A Man And His Date by tytylayor: 9:47am On Jul 27, 2009
but u didnt answer my qwesion, r u trying to support teissys?
Re: A Man And His Date by teissys(f): 9:57am On Jul 27, 2009
What do you expect from my little bros kiss kiss kiss
Re: A Man And His Date by sylve11: 10:01am On Jul 27, 2009
tytylayor:

but u didnt answer my qwesion, r u trying to support teissys?

Ololumi no, i didn't not support teisyy. U r just 2 dear to be betray. I love u kiss kiss kiss cool
Re: A Man And His Date by teissys(f): 10:05am On Jul 27, 2009
See dis young man cheesy tongue
Re: A Man And His Date by Nobody: 10:06am On Jul 27, 2009
Very funny and creative
Re: A Man And His Date by sylve11: 10:18am On Jul 27, 2009
yeah senario cool
Re: A Man And His Date by teissys(f): 10:54am On Jul 27, 2009
You don tap vocabulary to go boast wiv it around una fellow fillage boys
Re: A Man And His Date by busybody20: 12:41pm On Jul 27, 2009
teissys:

You don tap vocabulary to go boast wiv it around una fellow fillage boys

grin

sylve11:

Ololumi no, i didn't not support teisyy. U r just 2 dear to be betray. I love u kiss kiss kiss cool

sei tyty na the girl ? undecided lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
Re: A Man And His Date by sylve11: 1:34pm On Jul 27, 2009
teissys:

You don tap vocabulary to go boast wiv it around una fellow fillage boys

dem no dey try pass u o cool
Re: A Man And His Date by teissys(f): 2:49pm On Jul 27, 2009
Lai lai, na you be d pioneer na tongue
Re: A Man And His Date by Ben13: 3:04pm On Jul 27, 2009
Lol. . .sylve the taxi driver
Re: A Man And His Date by teissys(f): 3:38pm On Jul 27, 2009
So, he got promoted cheesy
Re: A Man And His Date by Ben13: 3:42pm On Jul 27, 2009
from a mere biker
Re: A Man And His Date by teissys(f): 4:08pm On Jul 27, 2009
Okada man
Re: A Man And His Date by romsky: 4:17pm On Jul 27, 2009
to a keke napep rider
Re: A Man And His Date by teissys(f): 4:30pm On Jul 27, 2009
Me likes d way you like exposing yourself tongue
Re: A Man And His Date by Ben13: 4:54pm On Jul 27, 2009
;d
Re: A Man And His Date by sylve11: 10:40am On Jul 28, 2009
teissys:

Me likes d way you like exposing yourself tongue

na d only way him fit scare u from responsibilities na cool

Ben20001:

Lol. . .sylve the taxi driver


Ben the Okada Rider cool
Re: A Man And His Date by teissys(f): 12:15pm On Jul 28, 2009
Sylve d akara seller
Re: A Man And His Date by sylve11: 1:14pm On Jul 28, 2009
and teissy the brick layer cool
Re: A Man And His Date by teissys(f): 1:29pm On Jul 28, 2009
Talk of strength of a woman cheesy cool
Re: A Man And His Date by sylve11: 5:35pm On Jul 28, 2009
haven't u seen women doing bricklaying work? shocked cool
Re: A Man And His Date by Ben13: 5:37pm On Jul 28, 2009
that's what she does for a living.
Re: A Man And His Date by sylve11: 6:49pm On Jul 28, 2009
Exactly! cool
Re: A Man And His Date by teissys(f): 7:04am On Jul 29, 2009
Because d two of you carry cement at construction sites na
Re: A Man And His Date by romsky: 8:28am On Jul 29, 2009
evidence of wia u got ur stocky legs & ova muscular arms from
Re: A Man And His Date by clemcykul(f): 8:51am On Jul 29, 2009
aww

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