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Dogs And Women by SamMilla1(m): 1:54pm On Nov 09, 2006
** Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
** Dogs love it when your friends come over.
** Dogs think you sing great.
** A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
** The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
** Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
** Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
** Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
** Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
** Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
** Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
** A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
** A dog's parents never visit.
** Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
** Dogs like beer.
** No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
** Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
** Dogs never expect gifts.
** Dogs don't worry about germs.
** Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
** You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
** Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
** Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
** Dogs never want foot-rubs.
** Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
** Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Re: Dogs And Women by oge4real(f): 5:19pm On Nov 09, 2006
u're absolutely right!
no relationship or similarity between dogs and women. embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Dogs And Women by geevibe(f): 6:38pm On Nov 09, 2006
Birds of a feather stick together! Since it is known that men are naturally Dogs! It comes as no suprise to me! Get yourself a Man and see how well u both can cope!
Re: Dogs And Women by SamMilla1(m): 7:46pm On Nov 09, 2006
WOW, LADIES ARE SWEATING HERE
Re: Dogs And Women by babysnogls: 8:54pm On Nov 09, 2006
If ds is so then buy ursele a zillion dogs to keep u company at al times!
Re: Dogs And Women by SamMilla1(m): 9:34pm On Nov 09, 2006
they are still sweating, i am enjoying this
Re: Dogs And Women by geevibe(f): 6:42pm On Nov 10, 2006
Even with all the so called stress we give u guys u cant do without us.but the truth is we sure as hell can do with Loads of u guys bugging us when u know we've got a MAN!
Re: Dogs And Women by geevibe(f): 6:43pm On Nov 10, 2006
Even with all the so called stress we give u guys u cant do without us.but the truth is we sure as hell can do with Loads of u guys bugging us when u know we've got a MAN!

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