immediately I read through, mehnn I use my hand test my JT weda d thing dey ooo...boys are not smiling oo

philtex:
Ewooo! Thats hw they took mine.

. . . . senator, where, when, how, why ?

What is MANHOOD ?

y u no use ya own? d baba tell u say Na only another man own go work?

Still believing dis kinda trash of stealing manhood,backward ever society..

Man manhood is more important than his hands and feet hehe... Hw can you steal it... 9ja men no dey use deir manhood play oh hehe.... Wonda how dey concoct the jazz
Wat wil dey use the manhood do
Money
Exchange for deir own manhood hmmm

kowema:
Black Magic!!

Why can't dey just apply all this black and evil Magic in a way that it would favour everyone and the economy?, Like turning water into petrol, or turning naira to dollars etc

I equate magic with deception, there is nothing supernatural about it,
it is just some secret recipe some people decide to use against their fellow men,
hence turning naira to "real" dollar is impossible for these folks who are simply
following a manual of tricks.

Not suprise...they do steal a full grown human, is it an ordinary manhood thats beyond them





Inanycase always pray neva to come in contact with these evil men n women before u step out of ur home.

If returned, will the d**k rise again? and perform optimal? Advice abeg!

kowema:
Black Magic!!

Why can't dey just apply all this black and evil Magic in a way that it would favour everyone and the economy?, Like turning water into petrol, or turning naira to dollars etc

U said it all

SUSPECT

Dem just suspect oh!

We've lost a lot of SUSPECTS To jungle justice in nigeria
Smh

End time Manhood

stealing man's dick!

I don't believe until it happens to me. Manhood missing? funny.

The victim should go and confirm that thing works well before that man is released.

Nawa o. Human begin are wicked. Hope he tasted it wen it was returnd?

samyyoung:
As an elderstateman on d Nairaland Platform......I still n will Neva believe dis baseless stories.....

it is not baseless ooooo, it happened once in my parish while i was growing up as a child, the police came to arrest the culprit during morning mass, the culprit happened to be my friend's dad.....he later confessed and returned the manhood, our priest prayed for him and invited some of priests, they accompanied d nan to d house, if u see what was brought out of his room, some funny funny things, they were all burnt and holy water sprinkled, I was dere live! I remember my mum warned me seriously never to go to my friend's house again....so its real

Person never ever steal this man hood succeed see, they always get caught.

Thats why I put force field around my own

afroniger:
That's some scary stuff right there. But like seriously, Does that shyt (stealing someone's manhood) really happen for real

NO

I need d man to swap my own to something that has weight and can occupy space since almost all 9ja babes na oil well dem get.

greatness22:
**quickly grabs annointing oil** I cover my diick with the precious blood of Jesus.

Amen oo...(Same with me)

Ds artificial con3 sef
Na only yeye story person dey com out from her

san316:
Terrebule. I hope he returned the right one though.

These manhood thieves too. Why would you want your fellow man to be flat like a woman? Ehhn... When ppl dey complain of small thingy you dey cancel am kpata kpata.

La waah ooooh.

You post made me laugh uncontrolably.

Naija, imagine stealing manhood. wet in naija no dey steal. politicians dey thief money,regular man dey thief manhood may baba God help us.

Thank God he did not succeed. What wld the owner have been using in place of his manhood?

I remember in late 80's to early 90's when men used to tie the thing or guide it jealously in the south-west to forestall disappearance. For sometime, this has not been a problem, until now that it has resurfaced in Abuja. As for the ignorant or the policeman that pretended to be ignorant of the disappearance of the "thing" of the victim, he should be old enough to know that the "thing" to remain physically present is not the same as to remain functional.

illiteracy is a disease.

This is sad. When will my people stop this kind of cruel and crude behavior of taking law into their hands.
Anyone could fall victim of this miscarriage of justice.

kowema:
Black Magic!!

Why can't dey just apply all this black and evil Magic in a way that it would favour everyone and the economy?, Like turning water into petrol, or turning naira to dollars etc

dat d power of evil..satan dont like anytin gud..if u must use his power,thou shall not do gud wit it.or he may die