Akpos Story!!!

One very Monday morning, our teacher was teaching us about the government, so for homework that day, she told the whole class to ask their parents what the government is.

When I got home that day, I went up to my dad and ask him what the government was.

My dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' I responded.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said my dad.

''Okay then...good night'' I said and went off to bed.

In the middle of the night, I was awakened by my baby brother's cry. I went to my baby brother's crib and found that my baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So I went to my parent's room to get help. When I got to my parent's bedroom, I looked through the keyhole to check if my parents were asleep. Through the keyhole I saw my mom loudly snoring, but my dad wasn't there. So I went to the maid's room. When I looked through the maid's room keyhole, I saw my dad having sex with our maid. I was so surprised, but then I just realized something and thought aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government!

The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!''

lol......akpors no dey carry last.... bt dts d truth u knw