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Can You Swear You Never Did Any Of These Things As A Child? / SO Hilarious:some People No Just Get Joy I Swear(pics) / Confession Time: Oya Swear That You Never Did Any Of This When You Were Young (2) (3) (4)

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Swear That You Never Did Any Of This by Nobody: 8:09am On Mar 31, 2016
OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7.- if u don't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands.
11.- if u never write your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off.
13.- if u neva wave at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u didn't heard of ghost that stay under mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drive a single car tyre with stick and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!
Oya choose the one you do....
....Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i don't knw either until i grew up.
....am sure 99.9% of Nigerian Adults don't knw dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living" i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...
***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha. O ya lolz and fget ur sorrow .........
Re: Swear That You Never Did Any Of This by jaybim: 8:24am On Mar 31, 2016
Everything except 3,7,14 $ 16...memories... Op you must be about my age wink wink grin
Re: Swear That You Never Did Any Of This by SweetieConstie(f): 8:30am On Mar 31, 2016
LMAO! Really hilarious... grin
Re: Swear That You Never Did Any Of This by holyhassan: 11:43am On Mar 31, 2016
takes you back dont it

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