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10 Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In nigeria...funny!! by Femco2016(m): 1:12pm On Mar 31, 2016
No time....lets go.
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1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I
better
pass my neighbour' generators are on
sabbatical leave.
:
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
:
3) All the housewives are cooking good
food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs,
:
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching
TV needs fuel.
:
5) No more congestion in network since
many
peoples phones are off.
:
6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before
cause not much people are online.
:
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
:
cool There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
lolzz.
:
9) Parents are over-joyed because their children
that were always online now concentrates on
their studies
:
10) Even God himself was very happy when he
saw people who haven't gone to church for
months and years going to church and staying
for both First and second services just to charge
their phones....... Add yours
Re: 10 Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In nigeria...funny!! by Nobody: 1:24pm On Mar 31, 2016
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Funny sha especially that 'husby's own'.
Re: 10 Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In nigeria...funny!! by foladaraawe(f): 1:29pm On Mar 31, 2016
Funny

That number 10 sha
Re: 10 Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In nigeria...funny!! by temipet(m): 1:47pm On Mar 31, 2016
Another advntg is creation of employment opportunity to d youth( abokis ) who sell black market grin grin grin tongue
Re: 10 Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In nigeria...funny!! by dahdah: 6:31am On Apr 01, 2016
Funny Sha
Re: 10 Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In nigeria...funny!! by WelconnectTrav1(m): 10:35am On Apr 01, 2016
That number 7 and 8 cracked my ribs.

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