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Just Smile. . . . by equlibrium(m): 5:40pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne, The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me, I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman. 'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.' 'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. hmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.' |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by equlibrium(m): 5:44pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
opssss. . . . nd u wonder y M.J did d skin tin?
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Re: Just Smile. . . . by krama(m): 8:12pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
Na wa oo |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by Backup: 2:32am On Jul 30, 2009 |
And what's so funny about that picture? |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by equlibrium(m): 7:51am On Jul 30, 2009 |
u nvr chop now, i dnt expect u to c d funny side of tins. . . |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by Gabry(f): 7:53am On Jul 30, 2009 |
What a racist!!! Dont worry peeps! I have steamed that duck for ma grandma's buffday dinner. No qualms now |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by clemcykul(f): 10:06am On Jul 30, 2009 |
count me in, u know how much i gbadun awuff |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by PeeJee(m): 10:27am On Jul 30, 2009 |
clem long throat, na food go kill u. |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by clemcykul(f): 10:35am On Jul 30, 2009 |
no expose me, i dey do am small small |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by PeeJee(m): 11:26am On Jul 30, 2009 |
tor ba wahala any way I want kill somebody way the eye babe wey I want marry, want kind of food u want to do the job? |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by romsky: 11:40am On Jul 30, 2009 |
now carry mcmillian book 1 & rephrase |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by PeeJee(m): 11:44am On Jul 30, 2009 |
ok Oga Roma, I said I want to kpaff somebody wey dey eye my babe and I know say Clem like food well well so I dey ask which kind food i go givam to do the job and I want u to join him , 20 litres of ogogoro for u |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by romsky: 11:56am On Jul 30, 2009 |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by PeeJee(m): 4:18pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
na d 20 litres of shekpe come make u cool like this well I will add a crate of Star and top am wit one big bottle of chelsea |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by romsky: 4:22pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
i resemble studio, syl abi kerewa 4 ya drunk faze |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by PeeJee(m): 4:36pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
yeso na d same train carry una |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by alimat2(f): 5:16pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
u sure? |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by PeeJee(m): 5:18pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
Alimatu I miss u, for real where have u been? |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by alimat2(f): 5:21pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
leave u i go, wetin u chop remain |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by PeeJee(m): 5:23pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
well just come to my house jare |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by sweetliet: 5:50pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
and receive pregnancy |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by mamag3: 12:39am On Jul 31, 2009 |
There is absolutely nothing to smile about |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by PeeJee(m): 11:37am On Jul 31, 2009 |
sweetliet:No wahala now am not scared , if it happen u will born fine baby for me and we will name her VANESA I love that name |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by dani1luv: 12:38pm On Jul 31, 2009 |
Just smile |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by clemcykul(f): 1:31pm On Aug 01, 2009 |
smiles and displays my open teeth** |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by Kunbee: 11:30pm On Aug 01, 2009 |
[size=5pt]*smiles then remembers its not funny *[/size] |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by clemcykul(f): 12:08pm On Aug 03, 2009 |
sure |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by tytylayor: 1:34pm On Aug 03, 2009 |
*sneezes* WKP |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by clemcykul(f): 1:57pm On Aug 03, 2009 |
back to sender!! *sneeze's hard into her face acheeww!!* |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by tytylayor: 3:38pm On Aug 03, 2009 |
jeeeezzz see bacterias |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by Ben13: 4:00pm On Aug 03, 2009 |
what a coincidence |
Re: Just Smile. . . . by jamace(m): 4:13pm On Aug 03, 2009 |
Coincidence indeed. |
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