A chicken farmer went to a local bar, Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne,

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me, I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.


hmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . .


The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'

opssss. . . .
nd u wonder y M.J did d skin tin?

Na wa oo

And what's so funny about that picture?

u nvr chop now, i dnt expect u to c d funny side of tins. . .

What a racist!!! Dont worry peeps! I have steamed that duck for ma grandma's buffday dinner. No qualms now

count me in, u know how much i gbadun awuff

clem long throat, na food go kill u.

no expose me, i dey do am small small

tor ba wahala any way I want kill somebody way the eye babe wey I want marry, want kind of food u want to do the job?

ok Oga Roma, I said I want to kpaff somebody wey dey eye my babe and I know say Clem like food well well so I dey ask which kind food i go givam to do the job and I want u to join him , 20 litres of ogogoro for u

na d 20 litres of shekpe come make u cool like this well I will add a crate of Star and top am wit one big bottle of chelsea

yeso na d same train carry una

u sure?

Alimatu I miss u, for real where have u been?

leave u i go, wetin u chop remain

well just come to my house jare

and receive pregnancy

There is absolutely nothing to smile about

sweetliet:

and receive pregnancy

No wahala now am not scared , if it happen u will born fine baby for me and we will name her VANESA I love that name

smiles and displays my open teeth**

[size=5pt]*smiles then remembers its not funny *[/size]

sure

*sneezes* WKP

back to sender!! *sneeze's hard into her face acheeww!!*

jeeeezzz see bacterias

what a coincidence

Coincidence indeed.