1: Any topic that bothers on fuel scarcity, lately we have seen posts about fuel scarcity hit FP within a twinkle of an eye.
Eg: #fuel scarcity trend on twitter, how Nigerian breaks the the world record of longest queue in a filling station and other funny topics about fuel scarcity.
2: Fulani news:- They are always on the FP sha. For now I am sure they're more popular than any other tribe on Nairaland.
3: Court or trails related issues. Like Saraki, Nnamdi Kanu, dasuki when his trials were still hot.
4: Any topic or post related to the President's travel, how he take off at the airport, what he did before leaving the country, how he was welcomed when he arrived his destination. Post such things you'll hit your target.
5: Romantic topics, any topic that bothers on romance is likely to hit front page.
Just watch out for topics like 'help my wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me' or other romantic subjects and book space because they're surely going to the permanent site.
6: Another FP destined topic is anything that has to do with celebrities, just post anything interesting about them and see how you'll be celebrated as one of them because you'll gather likes as if it will be credited to your bank account. Even funny posts about what they wore to Church, changing of Fb, Twitter and instagram display pictures.
Post about their epic replies to their followers, how they purchased new cars, acquire new houses, their issues with spouses/family, baby mama/papa issues it may also be about their beefs.
7: Senator Ben Bruce:- His common sense tweets and his way of jamming his followers will definitely land you on front page.
8 Seun, lalasticlala and other prominent moderators are likely to make FP because of the authority they wield and have a lot of followers.
9: Bad and ugly news:- Violence, bomb blasts, accidents, building collapse, kidnapping and robbery anyhow it is your topic is FP bound.
10: Nigerian army and book haram, any news bothering on that are usually seen on the front page.
Add yours ooo, thanks.

You forgot snakes... I got to know many nlanders are always involved in snake killing or eating..

But seriously, if all you mentioned doesn't make front page, WHAT WILL ...

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