HOW TO REMAIN POOR:

1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs,
why hurry to get up?

2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count
and recall how you spent it.

3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money.
How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not
sympathetic to your burning needs.

4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the
"uneducated".How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing
or home-based production? That's for people who never
went to
school!

5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes
from
heaven and gives you capital. How do they expect you to
invest
before you get millions? Even though more than half the
businesses in your town were started with little capital, you
as a
smart person can only start with millions.

6. Complain about everything except your own attitude and
laziness. Blame the system, the government and the banks
that
refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not
want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy
consumer
products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and
employers.

8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate your friends with your trendy fashions every day.
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your yearly salary.

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything
because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you at old age.

Pure Sarcasism...oblige at your own peril.

haha... just about the perfect response