Chai! Oyiboo!!!

Sometimes, I jus dey ask myself weda no be the same world we and dis oyibo pipl come sef.

Just see as they keep on pushing the boundaries of technology every day.

But for us here, Ordinary fuel we no even fit provide for the masses.

Not to mention electricity.

Na only to build road we sabi.

And even at that, since 1960 we neva build the roads finish.

Chai, o boy I don tire

Rizmo:

Immediately I saw him walk towards me with a grin on his face, my attention on the phone call returned to where I was.
Just crossed the busy Oshodi road without using the pedestrian bridge. After a couple of months in Lagos, I have been finally napped doing the unthinkable.
He simply held me by the collar........
The rest is history now. My last card collected.
My NYSC status couldn't salvage the situation.
Anyways, KAI better luck in my next life

Exactly the same thing that happened to me but at cms marina bridge , even my nysc status no even help me self also collected my last card , I had to complete my journey home using brt and not eating anything.
Chai e pain me sha.

chubbyFred10:
$1,424.95

I'd rather buy my alienware

chai! dem turn laptop to tablet finish! so which is which now?

chubbyFred10:
$1,424.95

let them shove it up their slim asses.

KELVIN086:

Exactly the same thing that happened to me but at cms marina bridge , even my nysc status no even help me self also collected my last card , I had to complete my journey home using brt and not eating anything.
Chai e pain me sha.

My broda....yesday was such a bad day. I was going to Iyana Oba but got stuck at Mile 2 due to lack of cash.
I thought of doing the "Ajebo comedy" skit but feared the embarrassing outcome. Come see confusion.

amunkita:
Abeg if I send CV through this laptop, shebi I go just get work without being invited for interview

yes ooooo. Lol. Your dream job sef.

I Litre of fuel is 200 naira 1 litre of water is free...if you have got a car then put water instead of fuel and if I may ask how many house u Don build?


quote author=lonelydora post=44568593]Sleek. How much in naira? And also translate it to how many bags of cement the amount can purchase. [/quote]

ramdris:
[size=50pt]How much?[/size]. I don't want a slim gadget dat gets orobo cash outta my pocket. Know what am saying?

$1000

NairaMoneyng:
It's cool

it's Bleep..in cool like shit.

Blogthug:
HP’s calling it the “world’s thinnest laptop,” The company’s new HP Spectre 13 is just 10.4mm at its thickest point and weighs a mere 1.11kg.The HP Spectre might be an older name in the laptop fraternity.

Aesthetically, it’s about as flash as a hip hop video. The Spectre boasts Intel Core-i5 or Core-i7 chips, which means that users can actually get a few things, beyond email, done. The chips are cooled by Intel’s hyperbaric cooling system. The screen is a 13.3-inch 1080p panel, which GP claims helps eke out 9.5-hours of battery life on a single charge. Backing up the hardware is a PCIe SSD with up to 512GB on tap, as well as 8GB of RAM. The Spectre comes with three USB Type-C ports.Runs on Windows 10.

What do you guys think bout it?

slim and sexy

Good news OLX price is 530$

One word - "evil" how much would it cost? Make I pre-order.

Coldfeets:
Chai! Oyiboo!!!

Sometimes, I jus dey ask myself weda no be the same world we and dis oyibo pipl come sef.

Just see as they keep on pushing the boundaries of technology every day.

But for us here, Ordinary fuel we no even fit provide for the masses.

Not to mention electricity.

Na only to build road we sabi.

And even at that, since 1960 we neva build the roads finish.

Chai, o boy I don tire

It's cos they are an advanced version of humans, blacks are like version 1.0. We don't have that deep thinking brain. Only to work like slaves, eat, sleep & Fûck. Basically.

hw much?

Only d colour and paint pattern dey burst my brain. Damn...this lappy is sleek!!

God help you, your Babe na Orobo and she mistakenly sits on it! E go slim pass like how e dey now!

This one will fit inside my handbag well

BUT IS HOT MORE THAN FIRE

amunkita:
Abeg if I send CV through this laptop, shebi I go just get work without being invited for interview

Lolz funny u joor lolz...

don't forget dollar is at it's highest

Horpsy17:
Ftc

has it in anyway increase your bank account? First to moment my f**t

Wow, I need to get this.

lonelydora:
Sleek. How much in naira? And also translate it to how many bags of cement the amount can purchase.

I swear you building a house , na so I de reason when I take 4 bottles of orijin

amunkita:
Abeg if I send CV through this laptop, shebi I go just get work without being invited for interview

If you can afford it then you don't need to send CV.

encrypt:

If you can afford it then you don't need to send CV.

if fashola can send his CV to Senate, who am i not to?

vicolurin:
Price pls

$949

That is cool, what is the price in Naira?