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3 Students Dodged Exams And This Happened by cogbuagu: 11:57am On Apr 11, 2016
Three University guys dodged exam because they did not study.

They came up with a plan,got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer.

”Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down thus we became so dirty as you can see".

The Lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare.
After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied.

The Lecturer put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper;
Questions
1. Who and who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks)
4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!

Have a lovely afternoon.

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With special permission from the author of the joke. I'm sorry, I don't have the link. It was sent to me on WhatsApp.
Re: 3 Students Dodged Exams And This Happened by Nobody: 11:58am On Apr 11, 2016
Okay
Re: 3 Students Dodged Exams And This Happened by gbens2000(m): 12:03pm On Apr 11, 2016
grin grin,nice.
Re: 3 Students Dodged Exams And This Happened by Kylekent59: 12:03pm On Apr 11, 2016
Hahaha. Oboy these one na correct F ooooo. This is gona make fp
Re: 3 Students Dodged Exams And This Happened by belloabd1914(m): 1:05pm On Apr 11, 2016
They got served

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