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delete this post by Nobody: 11:32am On Apr 15, 2016
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Re: delete this post by Dmillionaire: 11:35am On Apr 15, 2016
end time mattress detected. Divorce mode activated

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Re: delete this post by marshalcarter: 11:37am On Apr 15, 2016
It cnt detect a smart 1 undecided
Re: delete this post by Lahotte(m): 11:42am On Apr 15, 2016
If she wants to cheat she won't use d bed...
couch dey

kitchen table

bathroom sef dey...
grin

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Re: delete this post by Fmartin(m): 12:06pm On Apr 15, 2016
Wetin come happen to hotel rooms
Re: delete this post by heeyarnuh(f): 12:17pm On Apr 15, 2016
wat if she doesn't use the mattress?
Re: delete this post by Ajewealth123(m): 1:25pm On Apr 15, 2016
Wetin do sitting room sofa? Kitchen cabinet? Doggy style? Aseee
Re: delete this post by theshaderoom: 3:02pm On Apr 15, 2016
lmao
Re: delete this post by Sleekydee(m): 3:43pm On Apr 15, 2016
is to do it on d floor Na. opari!!!
Re: delete this post by Vongsama(m): 4:17pm On Apr 15, 2016
Sex on d sofa, table, tub, floor etc is sweeter than on some dumb as mattress foolishly named smart.
Anyways, I've never had sex and I will never cheat on a smart mattress
Re: delete this post by Treyknowles(m): 5:24pm On Apr 15, 2016
Vongsama:
Sex on d sofa, table, tub, floor etc is sweeter than on some dumb as mattress foolishly named smart.
Anyways, I've never had sex and I will never cheat on a smart mattress
If You've Never Had Sex,how You Take Know Say Sex Dey Sweet Wella N D Sofa,table,tub and On The floor,bros I Hail You O

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Re: delete this post by Vongsama(m): 6:09pm On Apr 15, 2016
Treyknowles:
If You've Never Had Sex,how You Take Know Say Sex Dey Sweet Wella N D Sofa,table,tub and On The floor,bros I Hail You O

I c dat one for black and white television.
I come try am for ma dream in 3D. E sweet pass honey. Only fuel value naim pass

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Re: delete this post by Generalmac(m): 6:55pm On Apr 15, 2016
Toilet seat take over..

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Re: delete this post by MizTyna(f): 7:21pm On Apr 15, 2016
That bed will pack up just days in an average Nigerian home
Re: delete this post by Segadem(m): 8:59pm On Apr 15, 2016
Lahotte:
If she wants to cheat she won't use d bed...
couch dey

kitchen table

bathroom sef dey...
grin
[size=14pt]hmmmm, this man knows how to cheat grin[/size]
Re: delete this post by Mbcastrol(m): 9:58pm On Apr 15, 2016
Endtime mattress...

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