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Funny But Helpful Food For Thought For Youths by Samakus(m): 11:18am On Apr 16, 2016
FOOD FOR THOUGHT!!!


Chicken wey run away from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup;
YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM YOUR DESTINY.

Today's newspaper na tomorrow suya wrap;
KEEP CALM NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.

Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef;
JUST BE PATIENT, DON'T RUSH.

Akara and moi moi get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different;
HOW YOU START DOESN'T MATTER, WHAT MATTERS IS HOW YOU FINISH.

If life show you pepper, my guy make pepper soup
from it;
MAKE SOMETHING GOOD OUT OF A BAD EXPERIENCE.

l get am before no be property;
STOP LIVING IN THE PAST AND START LIVING IN THE PRESENT.

If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate;
DON'T OVERSTAY YOUR WELCOME.

Craze no hard to form na d trekking be wahala;
EASIER SAID THAN DONE.

No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans;
CALM DOWN, YOUR TEMPER WON'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM.

Every mallam with im own kettle, every northerner with im own radio;
EVERY MAN TO HIMSELF.

Frog eye no be open eye:
HAVING BIG EYES DOESN'T MAKE YOU CIVILISED.

Bring suya...bring suya, na cow body dey suffer am;
EVERY ACTION HAS A CONSEQUENCE.

E go better e go better na im make ibo man still dey kano;
WHEN THERE IS LIFE THERE'S HOPE.

The difference between ipekere and plantain chips na packaging;
DONT JUDGE BASED ON
APPEARANCE ALONE.

Escort me, escort me, na so slave trade take start; SERIOUS THINGS SOMETIMES START LIKE A
JOKE.

Pikin wey use agbada take start, abeg wetin e go
wear wen e old;
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.

The water wey dem use make eba can never be retrieved;
DONT CRY OVER SPILLED
MILK...

LESSON LEARNED:

Bro/Sis, COOL DOWN...GOD KNOWS ALL AND HE ALONE IS IN CONTROL OF ALL THINGS BECAUSE HE IS GOD ALONE AND ABOVE ALL THINGS. IF THE END IS NOT THE EXPECTED, THEN IT HASN'T ENDED! Good morning and have a great weekend.


Mr Samakus
Re: Funny But Helpful Food For Thought For Youths by ify2nyce(f): 11:23am On Apr 16, 2016
thanks for sharing

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