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A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by nurmanteasynoni: 7:45pm On Apr 18, 2016
Well,,, if u ask me,, i'll be quick in answering,,, i'll go with no sex,, gbam
Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by nurmanteasynoni: 7:54pm On Apr 18, 2016
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Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by Buharism: 8:29pm On Apr 18, 2016
no sex for two years is even easier than for me to miss nairaland
Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by Olasco93: 8:32pm On Apr 18, 2016
This was why a wife suspected the husband having sex with their maid, then set a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for the weekend without telling the husband. At the night the husband told his usual story "darling i want to go nd watch wrestling im the sitting room" he left.The wife silently went to the maid's room lying down on the bed naked without any light, he opened the door and join her on the bed without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught you, so this is how you use to have sex with her, u will do two rounds and u will tell me u are tired, but nw still demanding for more...The gateman replied "AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U ARE THE ONE" eeeeeee! she shouted, then d husband rushed in and caught them. If u ar d man or woman wat wil u do?

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Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by YOLO1(m): 1:50am On Apr 19, 2016
Will go with no sex. The price of Vaseline has not gone up in my area
Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by nurmanteasynoni: 11:12am On Apr 19, 2016
YOLO1:
Will go with no sex. The price of Vaseline has not gone up in my area
I dont know what u're talking about,, hope its not what i'm thinking,, comon,,
Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by Queeee(m): 11:28am On Apr 19, 2016
What is sex? The feeling of forgetting ur charger alone is disheartening...
Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by 0nyegame(m): 5:21pm On Apr 19, 2016
Mehn...i can go without sex bt phone is no go area,because is becoming part of my life
Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by nurmanteasynoni: 6:11pm On Apr 19, 2016
Queeee:
What is sex? The feeling of forgetting ur charger alone is disheartening...
I dey tellz u,,
Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by nurmanteasynoni: 6:13pm On Apr 19, 2016
0nyegame:
Mehn...i can go without sex bt phone is no go area,because is becoming part of my life
Whereas sex is an integral part of some peoples lives too,, they cant do a day without it,,
Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by 0nyegame(m): 9:14pm On Apr 19, 2016
nurmanteasynoni:

Whereas sex is an integral part of some peoples lives too,, they cant do a day without it,,
walahi i too like fone i no go lie u

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Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by adten2(m): 10:06am On Apr 20, 2016
I love my phone pass my girlfriend
Re: A Year Without Sex Or A Year Without Your Cell Phone? by nurmanteasynoni: 3:36am On Apr 21, 2016
adten2:
I love my phone pass my girlfriend
Wandaful

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