There was an old man laying on the beach naked
and a little girl was passing.
She stops and
stares at the man and asked mister what is that?
the man says what,
the little girl says that between
your legs the man says oh that, well the thing
that is standing is the bird the two things
on the side are the eggs and the thing around
it is the nest ok the old man asked her to leave.
so he can get some sun he falls asleep when
he wakes up there are peramedics around him
he asked what happened, the peramedic said ask
the little girl.
the old man calls her over
what happened? the little girl said when you went
to sleep I tried to make the bird fly, I pulled
and pulled but he got big and spit at me so
I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burned
the nest.