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| Blue Suit for Funeral by Nobody: 6:01pm On Nov 15, 2005 |
This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?" But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost. "Actually" he said, "it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I switched the heads" |
| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by hotangel2(f): 7:45pm On Nov 15, 2005 |
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| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by vizion: 9:00am On Nov 16, 2005 |
switched the heads?  |
| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by Odeku(m): 11:08pm On Nov 16, 2005 |
Ariba best joke you've posted so far, nice one |
| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by Nobody: 5:56pm On Nov 22, 2005 |
odeku...thanks..a million,its a talent,i sure know ive posted hotte rones,havent i thanks |
| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by micklplus(m): 11:09am On Nov 23, 2005 |
may be i shu just change your name to ARIBANBA. you are doing it guy ! nice jokes ! keep it up |
| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by Rolly: 5:34pm On Nov 25, 2005 |
eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by Nobody: 5:45pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
thnaks mikelplus,i'll change my name see this... Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well, it's your call... but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in. |
| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by hotangel2(f): 5:47pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
| u r a friggin meanie! |
| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by blackcole(m): 2:38pm On Dec 15, 2005 |
ariba ure good! |
| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by wallay(m): 5:24pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
dude that was hilarious, thumb up man |
| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by iyeayo(f): 3:48am On Mar 06, 2010 |
are u 4 real?? switched heads now this got me cracking. |
| Re: Blue Suit for Funeral by rickie4us(m): 4:02pm On Mar 06, 2010 |
uh , crazy |
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