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Crazy Things That Only Happens In Our Beloved Country by Eeroh95(m): 3:16pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
There are some amazingly crazy things that happen daily in
Nigeria. Some of these things make you want to bite your
finger and say chai!, but you will agree with me that these
things are the trend in Nigeria. This is Naija branded! It is
only in Nigeria that you will find these, and this is why we
love Nigeria!
1. Twins named ‘Praise’ and ‘Worship’.
2. Withdraw money from an ATM and count the money
before leaving the ATM.
3. Horning for traffic lights to change from red to green.
4. Find fish inside MEATpie!
5. Pharmacy stores sell puff puff, recharge cards, soft drinks,
chin chin, etc.
6. Vehicles are forced to slow down on express ways for
people crossing right underneath pedestrian bridges.
7. NEPA takes light whenever it rains and keeps it off after
the rain stops claiming to be ‘drying the wires’.
8. You will use salt water to bathe by 6am in the morning to
cure Ebola.
9. People use the popular slang ‘eh hen’ to mean up to 10
different things.
10. In Nollywood movies, ghosts look right and left before
crossing the road.
11. Okada can carry an entire family of 7! Infact, Okada can
carry anything! Even bicycle can carry anything.
12. NEPA office runs on generator.
13. People block roads to do parties on them. |
Re: Crazy Things That Only Happens In Our Beloved Country by Nobody: 3:19pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
Only in Nigeria® |
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