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Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 4:49pm On Nov 15, 2006
The next day there's a
knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her;
but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and
wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone,

"This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds this
huge, muscular, 7 ft man standing there, wearing nothing
but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read:
"I'm Dave. If I catch you, you're mine.
Re: Exercise Plan by mukina2: 4:54pm On Nov 15, 2006
na you sabi cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 4:59pm On Nov 15, 2006
undecided wetin i do now? Ansalam Aleku
Re: Exercise Plan by lauryn(f): 5:01pm On Nov 15, 2006
what r ya? GAY? grin grin
Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 5:14pm On Nov 15, 2006
HELL TO THE NO. stop that nonsence
Re: Exercise Plan by mukina2: 5:18pm On Nov 15, 2006
wa leikum salaam


answer the question grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 5:33pm On Nov 15, 2006
what question, you guys need to stop for real. what can a man do for me but carry my luggage
Re: Exercise Plan by mukina2: 5:38pm On Nov 15, 2006
i didnt ask oooooo grin grin grin grin
sorry sef tongue
Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 5:50pm On Nov 15, 2006
trust me I'm not upset cause I'm confidence about my sexuality and preference, you can ask my victims what i do with it. grin
Re: Exercise Plan by mukina2: 5:55pm On Nov 15, 2006
what victims what can [sub]your[/sub] broomstraw do grin
Re: Exercise Plan by Oracle(m): 6:02pm On Nov 15, 2006
your victims must feel sorry for themselves
Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 7:17pm On Nov 15, 2006
No I make dem feel good, i beat it off the frame, and they are happy, grin grin grin
Re: Exercise Plan by Pamperme: 12:58pm On Nov 16, 2006
@ odeku
can i av ur address, so dat i can know weda dat is true or not wink wink
Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 3:51pm On Nov 16, 2006
are you a female? is this an application?
Re: Exercise Plan by Pamperme: 4:16pm On Nov 17, 2006
well, we can try both ways wink wink
Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 7:35pm On Nov 17, 2006
HELL TO THE NO, this is a one way street exit only. no entry here
Re: Exercise Plan by Pamperme: 4:47pm On Nov 23, 2006
dont be naive. wink wink
Re: Exercise Plan by Mystique(f): 11:03am On Nov 24, 2006
Y'all are just crazy grin grin
Re: Exercise Plan by Beautygyal(f): 11:29am On Nov 24, 2006
hmmmm lolllll
Re: Exercise Plan by sunej(m): 2:22pm On Dec 09, 2006
Nna na wao! how far this gay thing don go 4 naija sef? Guess Odeku u can answer me

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