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Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:10pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
* 90% of UNILAG chicks has aborted a minimum of5times before their final year. * Only 20% of Nwafor Orizu College of edu. girls have actually seen an aeroplane. * 60% of UNN chicks can open their legs for you if you offer themokpa and coke.* 82% of IMSU chicks doesnt wear panties * 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks have never seen a BB before. * 96 of ESUT babes wear one pantfor one week. * 88% of IMT chicks has yam legs. * All the chicks in covenant university hide their phones inside their panties to avoid detention.* 79% of DELSU chicks have orgasms as soon as they hear gun shots. * 98% of UNIZIK chicks have hair in their chests and Nipples. * 80% of UNIPORT chicks carry their panties in their handbag cos they dont know where whey will spend the night. * 90% of FUTO chicks looklike Weird MC * 71% of ABSU chicks wearsecond hand panties. * 67% of UNIJOS babes howl like witches during sex. * 90% of EBSU chicks wear pant for one week. * 74% of UNIILORIN chicks guzzle sperm like cold beer. * 80% of ANSU chicks doesnt sleep in their hostels during weekends. * No UNICAL female student is a virgin. * 70% of UNIBEN chicks live with their schøol boyfriends. * Its like the gates of HADES has just been flooded open when abt 66% of UNIABUJA chicks open their legs..... This research actually took me and my team 2 leap years to arrive at this conclusion. Thank you. |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Adufaye(m): 2:17pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Hmmm...tru talk! wat abt guys? |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by k2039: 2:21pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
[size=13pt]BULLSHITOLOGY 101[/size] 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Lagusta(m): 2:27pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
I don't agree with the UNILORIN part.... They are so dull.... In fact, 99.999% of them can't pronounce "have" they pronounce it as "haff" And they are so cheap, buy fanta and biscuit for them and they are all yours.... |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by RexioKlasik(m): 2:36pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Is dat so? |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:43pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Lagusta: I don't agree with the UNILORIN part.... They are so dull....i laff in spanish!! U know before research theories are approved in 9ja they have to pass through *SCIENTIST ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA *NIGERIAN UNION OF JOURNALIST *ASUU *INEC *PHCN *ICPC TO MENTION BUT A FEW. So before it is processed and approved, some get outdated. U understand now! |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Lagusta(m): 3:21pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: I laff in hindi... |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by larride(m): 3:49pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
What about UNIOSUN |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by OME1(m): 3:51pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
U.I girls ?? |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by jpilata(m): 7:01pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
80 per cent of RSUST girls don't have only one guy |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:56pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
larride: What about UNIOSUNThe researcher we sent to that university is currently undergoing treatment for Syphilis, Herpies, Gonorrhea to mention but a few.(that is what happens when you go extra miles to carry out your research!!) . @O.M.E Do i need to answer that |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Cabsso(m): 4:01pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: The researcher we sent to that university is currently undergoing treatment for Syphilis, Herpies, Gonorrhea to mention but a few.(that is what happens when you go extra miles to carry out your research!!) 78% of kogi state university gurls if u buy dem pap & okpa dia all urs. Hehe! |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Ikwerefistson: 7:07pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
larride: What about UNIOSUNdat wan na amala high skol |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Lagusta(m): 7:43pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
95% of KWASU girls always form as if their papa na medical association chairman, whereas their papa na president of association of BRICKLAYERS!!! |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by philhappy(m): 5:44am On Nov 27, 2012 |
Wat abt IBBU girls? ;DWat abt IBBU girls? |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by philhappy(m): 5:45am On Nov 27, 2012 |
Lagusta: 95% of KWASU girls always form as if their papa na medical association chairman, whereas their papa na president of association of BRICKLAYERS!!! |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by shindarayo(f): 6:31am On Nov 27, 2012 |
What about tasued girls |
Re: Nigerian Universities' Girls' Statistics!! by Nobody: 6:46am On Nov 27, 2012 |
Like to form,I mean tasued gals bt not all.urs may be different.welcome to NL shindarayo: What about tasued girls |
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