STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM
YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to
you as you are about
to take ur wedding pix with ur wife…
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number –
0803476… ….THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
5)I listened to 9 o\’clock news, it was
announced that the election was postponed.
WHO TOLD
YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY
VILLAGE.
6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect
fast…
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. Taste am
7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY
NA POLICE
STATION BE THIS?
Answer: ……………………..??.

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