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How Nigerian Celebrities Would Have Lived Their Secondary School Days by Purerealist: 10:32am On May 01, 2016
Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our
musicians in the music industry and judge,
with their ways of life, the kind of students
they would have made in school.
TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and
beatboxer in the class.
KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but
handsome kid that senior girls take as
school son.
REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and
took the first position by surprise within
some months.
OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end
of the year party for not given the first
position.
MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in
school and had the highest score, now all
eyes on him.
P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are
always causing trouble in the class.
B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has
d opportunity to see question papers before
exams, most comfortable boy in class, but
still ends up carrying last after term exams.
DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father,
flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in
the class room everyday
PHENOM – Very obedient student but came
to school once & never showed up again.
YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the
back inside class discussing which girl to
toast next.
WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class,
almost all girls are crushing on him.
VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he
shows up in school once in a month.
SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and
gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be
able to afford snacks during break.
MI – The genius that’s always excelling in
english subjects, he motivates people to
pass.
DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a
lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell
of a bully.
ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but
bags awards for the school.
KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the
chalkboard.
TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks
in front of the class even though she has a
boyfriend in the other class.
TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for.
Always busy with his dancing crew and
never comes for classes.
PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and
caught almost everyday smoking weed
inside school farm.
YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his
always looking for boys.
SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn
clothes, but has a sharp mouth.
REMINISCE – One of the most wanted
gangstars in the class. Always talking about
broken bottles but never broke one.
VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb
gets zero in every exam.
BANKY W – Teaches other students, but
hardly passes examinations.
SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even
though he moves with the biggest and most
brilliant boys.
KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very
brilliant guy in the class.
FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports
field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to
himself.
CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but
always passing exams without reading.
IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and
shows his chest to impress girls.
EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her
schoolbag, no girl messes with her.
TIMAYA – Always fighting for the rights of the students.
LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but
very vulgar and hell of a late comer.
D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels
he knows it all & never bring books to class.
9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big
dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join
school politics and becomes senior prefect
boy is school 1.
DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always
rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.
PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be
heard when talking
YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students
study books, very unserious and unstable,
but has better grades than the serious ones.
2FACE : The student that impregnated most
of the teachers……
FALZ– One confused village boy, always
speaking rubbish grammar in school but still
passes English language exams.
VIC O – The most hated student in the
school, yet he doesn’t send anyone, he goes
about failing and factorising pride out of
his failures.
ekunle Gold: Always speaking Vernacular
to impress girl and likes to bring old
answers from seniors to cheat and pass
exam! E.g omolade, Sade.
BLACKFACE: that poor students that claims to be
the most brilliant but always at the
bottom of the class. After failing ,claims his real
answer sheet was stolen all the time.
CHIDINMA: Shortest girl in class, always
passing her boundary and moves with the
baddest guys.
SKIBII – That cunning student that pretends
to faint once the teacher tears him a stroke
of cane.
ASA – Very brilliant and modest girl who
many dont really appreciate.
Re: How Nigerian Celebrities Would Have Lived Their Secondary School Days by panky0: 10:56am On May 01, 2016
Nice one......aint..suprise..of..terry.G
Re: How Nigerian Celebrities Would Have Lived Their Secondary School Days by Googleus(m): 1:38pm On May 01, 2016
lol

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