"The joker of the team would be
Diego Costa," Very funny guy.
"The angel would be Pato – he's
an angel! Willian would be Mr.
Cool. He likes his clothes and his
fashion. Branislav [Ivanovic] is
the strongest.
"Gaz Cahill and Loic Remy [are
the scaredy cats], but they keep
threatening to get me back [for
pranking them] so that could be
me in a few weeks!"

*On club best payer this season.

"Willlian has been our best player, Kurt Zouma was doing well up until his injury but Willian has been the standout player for us, this year.

*On Lazy payer.

"No one's the lazy one but Obi
Mikel sleeps everywhere we go
on the coach. It could be a five
minute journey and you look
round and he's asleep. He sleeps
everywhere!"

Mikel Obi reminds me of Sanmi my team mate at MTN football team back then...he could sleep while dancing.