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Just One Naira by tytylayor: 1:03pm On Aug 12, 2009
!!!!!

enjoy this, very interesting and do remember our Great Nation Nigeria in your daily prayers.


WHAT A CALL!


Queen Elizabeth, George Bush & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went straight to hell.


Queen Elizabeth said

"I miss England ; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there".

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked,

"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?


The devil said "Five million pounds". She wrote him a Cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

George Bush was so jealous, he started screaming,

"My turn! I want to call the United States ; I want to see how everybody is doing there too.
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?


The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a Cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & started screaming, I want to call Nigeria too; I want to see how everybody is doing there too.

I want to talk to Umaru, to Goodluck, to David Mark , the Ministers, to the deputies, I want to talk to the PDP Board of Trusties, everybody, He called Nigeria talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked,

"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The devil said "One naira".


Obasanjo was stunned & said

"One naira Only one freaking naira??"

The Devil said



"Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's a local call!
Re: Just One Naira by Ben13: 1:10pm On Aug 12, 2009
Lol. . .Tyty nice one cheesy
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 2:51pm On Aug 12, 2009
na so me sef see am o
Re: Just One Naira by Ben13: 3:00pm On Aug 12, 2009
I wonder the kind of network wey devil install at dat cheap rate for local calls
Re: Just One Naira by alimat2(f): 3:08pm On Aug 12, 2009
@ Post
Am seriously laffing and farting here ooo grin grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Just One Naira by romsky: 3:08pm On Aug 12, 2009
cool
God save, bless & deliver Nigeria plus Nigerians
Re: Just One Naira by alimat2(f): 3:17pm On Aug 12, 2009
aaaaaminatu ooooooooooo
Re: Just One Naira by nich(m): 3:38pm On Aug 12, 2009
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 3:45pm On Aug 12, 2009
who collect ur bread?
Re: Just One Naira by alimat2(f): 3:47pm On Aug 12, 2009
nor be u? grin grin grin
Re: Just One Naira by folly69(m): 3:51pm On Aug 12, 2009
heard it b4 bt still nice grin
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 4:09pm On Aug 12, 2009
volley69
Re: Just One Naira by Abbeycity4(f): 4:33pm On Aug 12, 2009
alimat 2:

@ Post
Am seriously laffing and farting here ooo grin grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked shocked

Na every tym u dey fart hmmmm Oloorun(dirty gurl)

@Joke
Nice one but am sure u're also there @hell fire 2 bcoz 4u to knw all dat is happning dere simply means u're there wit thm 2 cool cool
Re: Just One Naira by nich(m): 4:52pm On Aug 12, 2009
Abbey_city:

Na every tym u dey fart hmmmm Oloorun(dirty gurl)

grin LWKM grin grin

how u take know? abi na u dey wash all her pata pataki? grin wink
Re: Just One Naira by mamagee6(f): 5:48pm On Aug 12, 2009
Nice one.
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 8:59am On Aug 25, 2009
Abbey_city:

Na every tym u dey fart hmmmm Oloorun(dirty gurl)

@Joke
Nice one but am sure u're also there @hell fire 2 bcoz 4u to knw all dat is happning dere simply means u're there wit thm 2 cool cool

we be neighbour for there
Re: Just One Naira by Ben13: 9:10am On Aug 25, 2009
exactly! shocked
Re: Just One Naira by sylve11: 11:17am On Aug 25, 2009
quiet! angry angry angry cool
Re: Just One Naira by Abbeycity4(f): 11:24am On Aug 25, 2009
tytylayor:

we be neighbour for there

shocked God 4bid nt m & u, mayb u wit mr Ben
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 11:48am On Aug 25, 2009
ben na d street gate man
Re: Just One Naira by Ben13: 11:57am On Aug 25, 2009
not my own ben
Re: Just One Naira by bydot1(m): 12:04pm On Aug 25, 2009
aahaha grin GOD bless naija
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 12:41pm On Aug 25, 2009
Ben20001:

not my own ben

ASK ABBEY CITY
Re: Just One Naira by romsky: 12:45pm On Aug 25, 2009
ben don enta today
Re: Just One Naira by bydot1(m): 12:56pm On Aug 25, 2009
One chance
Re: Just One Naira by tytylayor: 12:58pm On Aug 25, 2009
romade u r welkum too AND U BY.DOT
Re: Just One Naira by Abbeycity4(f): 1:00pm On Aug 25, 2009
wat abt m angry
Re: Just One Naira by romsky: 1:03pm On Aug 25, 2009
u neva register 4 induction
Re: Just One Naira by Abbeycity4(f): 1:07pm On Aug 25, 2009
but i did nw embarassed
Re: Just One Naira by romsky: 1:14pm On Aug 25, 2009
nope d registrar told u the forms were not on credit
Re: Just One Naira by Abbeycity4(f): 1:21pm On Aug 25, 2009
lair angry angry angry
Re: Just One Naira by bydot1(m): 1:24pm On Aug 25, 2009
Exactly what am bout to say

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