Clemcy
One day Clemcy was enjoying the sun at the beach in Cape Town ,
South Africa. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
Clemcy answered, "No, I am Clemcy."
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Clemcy answered, "No! No! Me Clemcy!"
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Clemcy was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking,
he saw a certain guy soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked,
"Are you Relaxing?" This guy was a lot more educated and answered ,
"Yes, I am Relaxing."
Clemcy slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is
looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

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One day Clemcy lost his donkey, but he got down to his
knees and started thanking God. A surprised passerby saw him and asked,
"Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" Clemcy replied "I am
thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise
I would have been missing too ."

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One day Clemcy was traveling in a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the
guy sitting opposite him on the train $20,000.00 to wake him up when they
arrived the station. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for $20,000.00,
the comrade deserved more service. So, when Clemcy fell asleep, the barber
quietly shaved off his beard (munongodzizivawo ndebvu dziya).When the train arrived,
Clemcy was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face,
and suddenly screamed when he saw himself in the mirror.
Said his wife "What's the matter?"
He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken my $20,000.00 and woken
up someone else".

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Clemcy finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him
how he did his exam, for that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past
tense of THINK . I thought, thought, thought and at last I wrote THUNK !"

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It was then the first time people were going for blood tests and
Clemcy had a friend who had gone for one at a local clinic in Fio. Clemcy came
and found him crying hell and asked, "Why are you crying?" The friend
replied,” I came here for a blood test"
Clemcy asked, “So? Are you afraid?" The friend replied, "No, not that.
During the blood test they cut my finger".
Hearing this Clemcy also started crying & screaming. His friend was
astonished and asked him, "Why are you crying?" Clemcy then replied, "I
have come for urine test."

hehehe u really swept me off ma feet.

lol

o jigbijigbi o, dis clem no be mugu so?

hides*****

no! ive been exposed

pele clemcy

tank u o jare

@mykali and rommie
i dey beg una, small small

naaaaaa na nanananananananananana lmyo

dear oh dear. . .clumsy na b dis. . . 

this clem don suffer welll wellll. eya kpele.

MR bean family

with so many branches

leaf-less branches

ayusi, my twiny suffer 4 ur hand nice joke there!

no wonder so clem no go sch poor she

@ Topic
Gud Job

@joke
i enjoyed myself reading but i piti for clm.

sorry oooooh. but how com u no know the past tense for think.


romi what is the past tense of
1 THINK,
2. THING,
3 THAT,

the pastence of THINK IS THONK, THING IS THANG while THAT IS WHAT

weldone bro sylve gud job

*Looks at thread and smiles*

brb

wia she dey go now

She wan go change her pampers ni

na u sabi

Ben kilode gan naa which one b ur own? abi se won ran e si mi ni?