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sweetcocoa:
If that's the case with her name, then I give up, you win o, you win, ugh!

apologies for the belated reply. the whacko Mods and their cachoethes to grow power-drunk is something that always beats my ratiocination.

sweetcocoa:

Btw, shouldn't you two be expecting by now? you did say she's the one.

sarcasm, cocoa. . . .sarcasm.

sweetcocoa:

A girl has the right to 'agapely' love as many men as can, don't ya think? Don't tell him though you just may be me blue-eyed-boy

agape love? now you got me zoning out!!!!. . . .yeah, you can show 'agape love' to your dad, mother, uncles, cousins etc but let it end in that circle.
when I'm in the picture that amatory theme song is what you should be billowing. .

sweetcocoa:

Anglophilic? Well, I don't know about that but I'll tell you something, I don't/didn't plan it.
Yea, those two and public health, I find that's a great career mix.
Not really blaming anyone per se and it most definitely isn't about what I did as a kid, I just think it's something I naturally maybe gifted at, but didn't pick up on, who knows? and hey, I didn't lose the logic throwing, it's stayed with me

yay, i see the logic. . .only when it's your time of the month.

sweetcocoa:

You woulda made one helluva Padre with the ladies, can't argue on that.

is this a compliment?

sweetcocoa:

C'mon, I wouldn't be just any lawyer now, I see you have no faith whatsoever in me, I can feel my heart shattering

remember that chewing gum we used in keeping my heart in place in the TV sect. some weeks back?
well, let's use it in keeping yours together.

sweetcocoa:

Committing things to memory is no herculean task. . . not to me it's not, been doing that since preschool.

eidetic memory?

i always knew you had brains. . . .can you share some with me. . .i mean, can you give me some of your brains?. . .no, lemme rephrase that: would you give me brains?. . . .no pun intended

Classyalabolass:


apologies for the belated reply. the whacko Mods and their cachoethes to grow power-drunk is something that always beats my ratiocination.



sarcasm, cocoa. . . .sarcasm.



agape love? now you got me zoning out!!!!. . . .yeah, you can show 'agape love' to your dad, mother, uncles, cousins etc but let it end in that circle.
when I'm in the picture that amatory theme song is what you should be billowing. .



yay, i see the logic. . .only when it's your time of the month.



is this a compliment?



remember that chewing gum we used in keeping my heart in place in the TV sect. some weeks back?
well, let's use it in keeping yours together.



eidetic memory?

i always knew you had brains. . . .can you share some with me. . .i mean, can you give me some of your brains?. . .no, lemme rephrase that: would you give me brains?. . . .no pun intended

Sorry about those mods, they also have my other cocoa locked up over what can be said to be nothing, we may yet march against them, let's talk mobilization later.

Now it's sarcasm. *rolls eyes*, MEN!


Nah, agape love can be showed to all, that is what the good book instructs, plus I'm asexual.

You saying I ain't got no logic in me, Oh! well.


Do you want it to a compliment?

What goes around, aye? Now I know how unforgiving ya are, you can't even buy a new pack of gums atleast, jeez!

You call it photographic, I just know I got it and yes, I would give you my brains after I'm done using it cos that's how much I love you.

Welcome back Padre, I missed you like fire misses smoke.

sweetcocoa:
Sorry about those mods, they also have my other cocoa locked up over what can be said to be nothing, we may yet march against them, let's talk mobilization later.

As it appears, my impassioned pleas cum bargaining chip have cut ice with the Mods.

I don't think I can be a front-bencher in your slash-and-burn 'mobilization' scheme.
Not to worry, I would shore up your derring-do enterprise with a 100% moral support. And any other support that would not require me getting sent into another much-dreaded sabbatical.

sweetcocoa:

Now it's sarcasm. *rolls eyes*, MEN!

Sarcasm and I are like Hausa-Fulani.

sweetcocoa:

Nah, Agape love can be showed to all, that is what the good book instructs, plus I'm asexual.

"Agape love can be showed to ALL".
Hello, my name is not ALL, thankfully.
So now the good book of the god you think is inexistent needs to give you an improvitur first?. Drop the double-standard.

And did you just say you're epicene?
I need to book you an appointment with Mr Marcus.

sweetcocoa:

You saying I ain't got no logic in me, Oh! well.

No, I did not. I said: "only when it is your time of the month".

It's been empirically tested that menstruating women like American civil servants have the propensity to SNAP and also have the tendency to be a thousand heartbeats away from LOGIC until their period passes. Don't take it personal, it's biology.

sweetcocoa:

Do you want it to a compliment?

I don't mind getting slathered with a barrage of encomiums from my beloved inamorata

sweetcocoa:

What goes around, aye? Now I know how unforgiving ya are, you can't even buy a new pack of gums atleast, jeez!

I'm a slavish adherent to Lex Talionis/mirror punishment - an eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth; a böob for a böob. Get used to it

sweetcocoa:

You call it photographic, I just know I got it and yes, I would give you my brains after I'm done using it cos that's how much I love you

Photographic memory is a myth.

And I don't want you to give me your brains. What I said was: give me brains. Those are two very distinct sentences

sweetcocoa:

Welcome back Padre, I missed you like fire misses smoke.

Padre has a nice ring to it.

I missed you a tidbit too like. .ummmm whatchamacallit?. . .yeah, I miss you like a fat kid on a diet misses cake . I hope you had a fulfilled week?

darkenedrebel:


As it appears, my impassioned pleas cum bargaining chip have cut ice with the Mods.

I don't think I can be a front-bencher in your slash-and-burn 'mobilization' scheme.
Not to worry, I would shore up your derring-do enterprise with a 100% moral support. And any other support that would not require me getting sent into another much-dreaded sabbatical.



Sarcasm and I are like Hausa-Fulani.



"Agape love can be showed to ALL".
Hello, my name is not ALL, thankfully.
So now the good book of the god you think is inexistent needs to give you an improvitur first?. Drop the double-standard.

And did you just say you're epicene?
I need to book you an appointment with Mr Marcus.



No, I did not. I said: "only when it is your time of the month".

It's been empirically tested that menstruating women like American civil servants have the propensity to SNAP and also have the tendency to be a thousand heartbeats away from LOGIC until their period passes. Don't take it personal, it's biology.



I don't mind getting slathered with a barrage of encomiums from my beloved inamorata



I'm a slavish adherent to Lex Talionis/mirror punishment - an eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth; a böob for a böob. Get used to it



Photographic memory is a myth.

And I don't want you to give me your brains. What I said was: give me brains. Those are two very distinct sentences



Padre has a nice ring to it.

I missed you a tidbit too like. .ummmm whatchamacallit?. . .yeah, I miss you like a fat kid on a diet misses cake . I hope you had a fulfilled week?

I have read all you wrote and came to the realisation, you aren't my really friend, you are best described as a fair weather one at most, thanks for the support.

And since when am I your inamorata? Did I agree to that?

Come rebel, I hope you don't talk like you write o, people will be running from listening to you o

My week was great albeit stressful, looking forward to shaking what mama gave me at the club tonight.

Wanna come with?

sweetcocoa:
I have read all you wrote and came to the realisation, you aren't my really friend, you are best described as a fair weather one at most, thanks for the support.

Come on, don't give me down the banks.
I am a true friend - the type to stay put through the thick and thin.

sweetcocoa:

And since when am I your inamorata? Did I agree to that?

Yes you did, telepathically!.

sweetcocoa:

Come rebel, I hope you don't talk like you write o, people will be running from listening to you o

You think?.

sweetcocoa:

My week was great albeit stressful, looking forward to shaking what mama gave me at the club tonight .

Wanna come with?

Fax me the club's address and the time to arrive.

Of course I want to tag along.
But first, on a scale of 1-10, how big is your büm? rumpalicious? Is it fleshy? is it round? how flexible is it? can it twist 360 degrees whilst wiggling and twerking to some fast-tempo Afrobeat?

Answer quick, I need to clear all iffy that what I would be röcking tonight under those dim disco lights is gonna be worth it.

Darn!, our convo sommer moseyed to the lowest common denominator

darkenedrebel:


Come on, don't give me down the banks.
I am a true friend - the type to stay put through the thick and thin.



Yes you did, telepathically!.



You think?.



Fax me the club's address and the time to arrive.

Of course I want to tag along.
But first, on a scale of 1-10, how big is your büm? rumpalicious? Is it fleshy? is it round? how flexible is it? can it twist 360 degrees whilst wiggling and twerking to some fast-tempo Afrobeat?

Answer quick, I need to clear all iffy that what I would be röcking tonight under those dim disco lights is gonna be worth it.

Darn!, our convo sommer moseyed to the lowest common denominator

You are so not a true friend and I don't like you again.

So did not, like telepathy is even real.

I know, how many people do you know who walk about hoping to check the meanings of words thrown at them in a convo?


I guess you wouldn't have tagged along anyways as my bum and back are on the same level.

Lets keep it rolling...

sweetcocoa:
You are so not a true friend and I don't like you again.

I'm as sure as eggs is eggs that you do. I'm the best thing in God's earth, remember?.

sweetcocoa:

So did not, like telepathy is even real.

It is!. Stop denying what you whispered in my ears. You also said we would have a bit of how's your father if I behaved well and so far I have been as good as gold. .

It's not beyond recall, play the Trappist for some minutes and it'd be brought to your remembrance.

sweetcocoa:

I know, how many people do you know who walk about hoping to check the meanings of words thrown at them in a convo?

Velociraptors walk with velociraptors.
Squirrels walk with squirrels.

sweetcocoa:

I guess you wouldn't have tagged along anyways as my bum and back are on the same level

Yeah, I wouldn't have.

The travails my pelvis would have to smile, grin and bear when it comes in unpleasant contact with that raw-boned posterior is a whirl this nigga is not eager-beaver to try.

Hey, can I send you a pm? You must have heard this ad nauseam though.

Don't bristle up, as my intentions are crystal-clear: "I just want to ask if you're a LËSBIAN?"

Joseph1832, why are you sharing my posts? Weirdo!.

darkenedrebel:
Joseph1832, why are you sharing my posts? Weirdo!.

I believe you know what they say about patience? Its a virtue. So, sooner or later, you'll find out.

darkenedrebel:


I'm as sure as eggs is eggs that you do. I'm the best thing in God's earth, remember?.



It is!. Stop denying what you whispered in my ears. You also said we would have a bit of how's your father if I behaved well and so far I have been as good as gold. .

It's not beyond recall, play the Trappist for some minutes and it'd be brought to your remembrance.



Velociraptors walk with velociraptors.
Squirrels walk with squirrels.



Yeah, I wouldn't have.

The travails my pelvis would have to smile, grin and bear when it comes in unpleasant contact with that raw-boned posterior is a whirl this nigga is not eager-beaver to try.

Hey, can I send you a pm? You must have heard this ad nauseam though.

Don't bristle up, as my intentions are crystal-clear: "I just want to ask if you're a LËSBIAN?"

Oh! Please, you deserted me in my hour of need, that is not something a true friend would do, I was willing to stick my neck out for both of us, hoping you'd stand by me , but because you feel you are in a safe place right now, you are willing to let me burn. You stuck a knife in me heart and twisted it in, i still feel the blood gushing out.

I couldn't have said that to a lively needle. Told ya, ya have me confused with a certain someone.


*Rolls eyes* Tell me more about it, Smarty pants.


Give me a break me please, ain't nothing but baby soft skin on this voluptuous derriere.

You don't know the half of it. Grrrrrrr, and no you can't cos you already know, I'm obsessed with janey.

darkenedrebel:
why are you sharing my posts? Weirdo!.

Someone's trying to tell you to wait for it; the day I'll turn on you.

Do you see that happening my little blue eyed boy?

Infact don't answer that. I won't give him the satisfaction.

Somebody be jealous of us.

[s]And you rebel, make I just warn you one time, no just try misbehave[/s]

sweetcocoa:
Someone's trying to tell you to wait for it; the day I'll turn on you.

Do you see that happening my little blue eyed boy?

Infact don't answer that. I won't give him the satisfaction.

Somebody be jealous of us.

[s]And you rebel, make I just warn you one time, no just try misbehave[/s]

I won't misbehave. I would try to be on my best behaviour at all times.

And I am not your blue-eyed-boy!.
What I am is a potential suitor. I am Jamie and you're Cersie Lannister; I'm Antony and you're my Cleopatra.

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Yeah, I knew that's what the lunatïc was inferring. I have told that creep to unfollow my account but he's still in the wont of skulking around wherever I am. He is such an incorrigible stalker!.

sweetcocoa:
Oh! Please, you deserted me in my hour of need, that is not something a true friend would do, I was willing to stick my neck out for both of us, hoping you'd stand by me , but because you feel you are in a safe place right now, you are willing to let me burn. You stuck a knife in me heart and twisted it in, i still feel the blood gushing out.

Noooo!!!. Stop bending the truth. I said I would give you 100% moral support. What else could I have possibly offered? My gesture was quite comity.

How long is your ban sef? You should just fax the Mods and try to reach a compromise, or bide your time till the ban ends.

sweetcocoa:

I couldn't have said that to a lively needle. Told ya, ya have me confused with a certain someone.

Lively needle = Ikibari(in Japanese). The metaphor flew over my head - kindly elucidate.

sweetcocoa:

*Rolls eyes* Tell me more about it, Smarty pants.

It means I only frolic with the highbrow and those of my ilk. The creme de la crème. . . .and members of the Triple Nine society

sweetcocoa:

Give me a break me please, ain't nothing but baby soft skin on this voluptuous derriere

Then what are we waiting for? Let's do some Deshabille sun-worshipping already.

sweetcocoa:

You don't know the half of it. Grrrrrrr, and no you can't cos you already know, I'm obsessed with janey.

Who the deuce is Janey?
I would still fax you anyway. Not now, but when I feel like yakking.

darkenedrebel:


Noooo!!!. Stop bending the truth. I said I would give you 100% moral support. What else could I have possibly offered? My gesture was quite comity.

How long is your ban sef? You should just fax the Mods and try to reach a compromise, or bide your time till the ban ends.



Lively needle = Ikibari(in Japanese). The metaphor flew over my head - kindly elucidate.



It means I only frolic with the highbrow and those of my ilk. The creme de la crème. . . .and members of the Triple Nine society



Then what are we waiting for? Let's do some Déshabillé sun-worshipping already.



Who the deuce is Janey?
I would still fax you anyway. Not now, but when I feel like yakking.

You think it enough, I don't, your gesture that is. I wanted you to say you'd lead the charge , that's what a true friend woulda done.

Compromise my azz, the day I talk to any mod about a ban is the day I'll know it's time to take a bow.

Ugh! Such a show off. *double rolls eyes*


I hate ya already, nine society ko, eleven society ni, mschew.


You and I ain't doing sh1t, ya can't handle that anyways, this cocoa too hot for ya.

Ya fax would get lost in the trash whenever ya send it, I won't even read it.

darkenedrebel:


I won't misbehave. I would try to be on my best behaviour at all times.

And I am not your blue-eyed-boy!.
What I am is a potential suitor. I am Jamie and you're Cersie Lannister; I'm Antony and you're my Cleopatra.

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Yeah, I knew that's what the lunatïc was inferring. I have told that creep to unfollow my account but he's in still the wont of skulking around wherever I am. He is such an incorrigible stalker!.

Good to know you will always stay in line.

Really? You are not my blue eyed boy? Somebody likes to take charge I see. if I didn't know better I'd say, that's very manly of you.

Lol, you are not well, biko I'm no Cersie and you definitely no Jamie, sicko.

Cleopatra and Antony, hmmm, that would be something but, how do I know you gat what it takes? and I don't wanna commit suicide o.

Pay no mind to the creep, love, he's messed up in the head.

sweetcocoa:
Good to know you will always stay in line.

Really? You are not my blue eyed boy? Somebody likes to take charge I see.

And someone(Cocoa) likes to be in charge, despotically. Confound you! - and please take those proprietorial hands off me - replace them with submissive and more pliant ones. I have zero tolerance for overbearing dominatrices.

sweetcocoa:

if I didn't know better I'd say, that's very manly of you.

Confound you once again!

sweetcocoa:

Lol, you are not well, biko I'm no Cersie and you definitely no Jamie, sicko.
Cleopatra and Antony, hmmm, that would be something but how do I know you gat what it takes? and I don't wanna commit suicide o.

@emboldened. . . .The proof of the pudding is in the eating. A trial balloon would go a long way in quelling the misgivings.

sweetcocoa:

Pay no mind to the creep, love, he's messed up in the head.

No doubt, he's really up the pole.

sweetcocoa:
You think it enough, I don't, your gesture that is. I wanted you to say you'd lead the charge , that's what a true friend woulda done.

Noted. Whenever your blitzkrieg campaign is set to kickoff, just call on me. Here's my number: SIRO EIGHT SIRO NINE NINE SIRO SIRO SIX

sweetcocoa:

Compromise my azz, the day I talk to any mod about a ban is the day I'll know it's time to take a bow.

I knew you were made of tougher stuff. The type that will never be seen dead on bended knees. Attagirl! Attagrandma!

sweetcocoa:

Ugh! Such a show off. *double rolls eyes*
I hate ya already, nine society ko, eleven society ni, mschew

It wasn't braggadocio. And hey, I watch BBC Sherlock Holmes and both Sherlock and Mycroft are hardly quiet about their capabilities.
We intellectual descendants of Archimedes and Hippocrates like to toot our whistles occasionally.

sweetcocoa:

You and I ain't doing sh1t, ya can't handle that anyways, this cocoa too hot for ya.

Too hot?. . . . .I was bred in the belly of a Komodo dragon!!. Conflagration is my boon companion.

sweetcocoa:

Ya fax would get lost in the trash whenever ya send it, I won't even read it.

Consign my fax to the thrash and I will whale the tan outta ya. . . . .telekinetically of course

darkenedrebel:


Noted. Whenever your blitzkrieg campaign is set to kickoff, just call on me. Here's my number: SIRO EIGHT SIRO NINE NINE SIRO SIRO SIX



I knew you were made of tougher stuff. The type that will never be seen dead on bended knees. Attagirl! Attagrandma!



It wasn't braggadocio. And hey, I watch BBC Sherlock Holmes and both Sherlock and Mycroft are hardly quiet about their capabilities.
We intellectual descendants of Archimedes and Hippocrates like to toot our whistles occasionally.



Too hot?. . . . .I was born in the belly of a Komodo dragon!!. Conflagration is my boon companion.



Consign my fax to the thrash and I will whale the tan outta ya. . . . .telekinetically of course

You are impossible, I no longer want your help.

You know me too well, now prostrate for your grandma, yeye boy.

Still showing off, I hate you already,ugh!

No be only komodo dragon, alligator dragon, mschew. You are all mouth jare, we know it.

Like hell you will.

darkenedrebel:


And someone(Cocoa) likes to be in charge, despotically. Confound you! - and please take those proprietorial hands off me - replace them with submissive and more pliant ones. I have zero tolerance for overbearing dominatrices.



Confound you once again!



@emboldened. . . .The proof of the pudding is in the eating. A trial balloon would go a long way in quelling the misgivings.



No doubt, he's really up the pole.

I'm no tyrant love, ain't noborri selfless as me but I also ain't no submissive, i was born to rule, if anything, we rule together.

sweetcocoa:

I'm no tyrant love, ain't noborri selfless as me but I also ain't no submissive, i was born to rule, if anything, we rule together

Admittedly, but a woman's submission to her lover/hubby is incontestable. It's just a way of showing that she completely trusts him to be in charge of her.
Anarcha-feminism is in dire hope of a paradigm shift, but you're not an Anarcha-feminist, are you?.

You know what?, don't bother giving a correspondence to that. Nothing irks me more than expending valuable time in discussing petty things as such.

You are impossible, I no longer want your help

I attempted to wiggle my way out by being sarky but was caught pointblank in flagrante delicto.

Ejo, ema binu

You know me too well, now prostrate for your grandma, yeye boy

I never even prostrated to greet my mother!!
.

Your repeated demands of virtually impossible things today is quite overwhelming.

What next might you request? - that I should moonwalk on a swimming pool?.

Or skydive out of a jetliner to give the Statue Of Liberty a high-five?

Still showing off, I hate you already,ugh!

Hate is too strong a word. What can I do to demulce your incandescent rage? a warming cosset? flowers? poetry?.

Angst not my fairest maiden, let thy bone-house be at peace,
For your prepossessing beauty is God's masterpiece,
Why else would roses be ashamed to bloom in the presence of your ruby lips.

No be only komodo dragon, alligator dragon, mschew. You are all mouth jare, we know it.
Like hell you will

If only you could specifically state in what way I would be incapable of handling this 'cocoa'.
Do that and stop tormenting me

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