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Lol Nigerian Artists Described As International Clubs by buskie13(m): 10:15am On May 14, 2016
In the spirit of football, Here’s a nice compilation
by Twitter user @Wac_clumsy who re-imagined
Nigerian musicians as international football clubs
and the comparisons were too accurate.

1. DAVIDO – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money
and has been consistent since then.

2. TUFACE – REAL MADRID
Tuface has been awesome ever since and still
bossing the industry.

3. SKALES – ARSENAL FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so
far.

4. D’BANJ – MANCHESTER UNITED
D’banj like Man-U was always bossing it till he
changed management, then he dropped a bit but
he bounced back

5. BURNA BOY – WEST HAM
He is very good but never really gets the
recognition he deserves.

6. D’PRINCE – WEST BROM
Known but hugely irrelevant.

7. PASUMA – JUVENTUS
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. SEYI SHAY – ASTON VILLA
Always making stupid (in her case grammatical)
errors and embarrassing herself

9. PATORANKING – ATHLETICO MADRID
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset
the big boys

10. OLU MAINTAIN – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated
again.

11. LYNXX – MANCHESTER CITY
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he
has been hugely inconsistent.

12. DAREY – BARCELONA
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he
has. One of the best.

13. VIKTOH – SASSUOLO
That’s right, so irrelevant!

14. ADEKUNLE GOLD – DORTMUND
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by
all.

15. SINZU – VALENCIA
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making
music.

16. ICE PRINCE – CHELSEA
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

17. VECTOR – LIVERPOOL
Inconsistent and underrated.

18. OLAMIDE – TOTTENHAM
Using young boys to make it. Respect!

19. YCEE – LEICESTER CITY
Came from nothing and hugely making it.

20. B-RED – MONACO
Very useless, upon all the money!

21. 9ICE – AC MILAN
His era of dominance is over.

22. REEKADO BANKS – WATFORD
He’s making a promising start so far.

23. [b[SINA RAMBO – PORTSMOUTH[/b]
That one still dey sing sef?

24. [b[PHYNO – NAPOLI[/b]
Nobody understands him but he’s making it.

25. WIZKID - BAYERN MUNICH
You just can't take it from this guy,cos he's talented and rich too.


You can add urs to make it fun

source: www.facebook.com

cc:lalasticlala dominique, fynestboi, obinoscopy, mynd44
FP pls

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Re: Lol Nigerian Artists Described As International Clubs by marshalcarter: 10:18am On May 14, 2016
And after dis nonsense u post

Did fuel price go downundecided
Re: Lol Nigerian Artists Described As International Clubs by buskie13(m): 10:26am On May 14, 2016
marshalcarter:
And after dis nonsense u post


Did fuel price go downundecided
guy ,last time i checked,I'm not buhari neither did i took part in the rice that Aisha cooked,..so u can take ur frustration elsewhere

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Re: Lol Nigerian Artists Described As International Clubs by InfinixMine: 10:28am On May 14, 2016
Op... your list not complete Korede Bello Tiwa Savage Don baba j

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Re: Lol Nigerian Artists Described As International Clubs by yurme(m): 12:08pm On May 14, 2016
Terry g-Bolton ........... Na every season em dy enta relegation to relation

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Re: Lol Nigerian Artists Described As International Clubs by Nobody: 11:19am On May 15, 2016
Why is Seyi Shay the only female up there? Where's Tiwa, Simi, Yemi, Chidinma?
Please add Falz and Mayorkun too. I know nothing about football but I like the analysis.
Re: Lol Nigerian Artists Described As International Clubs by meeky007(m): 2:39pm On May 15, 2016
WHO TELL U CHELSEA D PLAY NONSENSE

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