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Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by mymissingrib(m): 4:14pm On May 15, 2016
U forgot to add dat:after d long wait it finally got to ur turn then u saw issuer inoperative grin
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by NaijaCuzin: 4:48pm On May 15, 2016
grin too funny for me to laff
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by ipreach: 5:01pm On May 15, 2016
Interesting thread
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by Nobody: 5:20pm On May 15, 2016
iyke926:
Damn, feels so good to be back after a month ban.
Hmmm
welcome, wettin u do?
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by macaranta(m): 5:56pm On May 15, 2016
Funny
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by abdulhosni619(m): 6:02pm On May 15, 2016
How the story supposed to finish:
18. The money in the ATM machine suddenly finished when it was ur turn.
19. You go to another ATM to start from number 1.
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by MrRichy(m): 6:06pm On May 15, 2016
I can relate...
Fidelity bank Okigwe... Absu students would bring the Atm cards of all their lodge mates.... sometimes i stand for more than 1hr.. waiting for my turn.
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by Tori46(f): 6:08pm On May 15, 2016
No 9 is so annoying
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by Nature8(m): 6:37pm On May 15, 2016
Lol.. Una no go kill me with laugh here cheesy
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by Nobody: 6:45pm On May 15, 2016
Symphony1:
Hmmm
welcome, wettin u do?
Thanks bro. You wan make them ban me again sad
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by jhumong(m): 7:04pm On May 15, 2016
Sense making post..... Good work
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by Dimsteel(m): 7:32pm On May 15, 2016
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Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by tk4rd: 7:48pm On May 15, 2016
iamVirus:
written by: DJ Virus


1. You drive by when you're in need of money.
You see a bank with nobody at the atm.
you rush in.

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2. You can boldly see [OUT OF SERVICE]
Then you clean your eyes and check again

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3. but, you have to go to the bank with long queue
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4. You See The Long Queue
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5. No other choice, you join the queue
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6. After waiting for 30mins, someone comes to tell you he was here before you
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7. You'll be like, oga, no provoke me
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8. Then, people on the queue start supporting the man. so you have to make way for the man. but, withdrawing 1k will not waste time naa

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9. Then, you see people with more than 4 ATM cards
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10. But, you still keep cool and wait for you turn
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12. An ovaSabi guy just walks in and thinks everybody queuing is a fool. he decides to use the atm with nobody on it. on inserting his card, you wave him
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13. ATM swallows his card, you're like





14.He then walks into the bank to go and complain

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15. Finally, you're the next person to withdraw, but that pretty lady wants to withdraw all the money in the ATM
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16. She calls bank security to come help her on the ATM machine

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17. You finally step out to withdraw
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18. YOU WITHDRAW AND DANCE YOUR WAY HOME
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You ended the story so quick..
What about the time he finally gets to insert his card, and the ATM shows him "TEMPORARILY UNABLE TO DISPENSE CASH".??"
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by armadeo(m): 8:05pm On May 15, 2016
The dude above..


You had I quote the entire write up.
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by blackjah(m): 9:14pm On May 15, 2016
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12. An ovaSabi guy just walks in and thinks everybody queuing is a fool. he decides to use the atm with nobody on it. on inserting his card, you wave him
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13. ATM swallows his card, you're like





14.He then walks into the bank to go and complain

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ANCE YOUR WAY HOME[/b]
[img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments lmao hahaha
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by Mykelpato(m): 10:21pm On May 15, 2016
grin I love This.. Dj Virus. Nice one bro
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by DocAdray(f): 12:10am On May 16, 2016
Hilarious!
Nice one OP
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by Richardfred(m): 2:28pm On May 16, 2016
Good post
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by Lolaabokoku(f): 3:26pm On May 16, 2016
Nice 1
Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been To An ATM by SenatorJames(m): 10:05pm On May 29, 2016
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