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The 10 Main "Problem P's" In Nigeria - (2016 Stats) by Badookelzi(m): 1:14am On May 15, 2016
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** The 10 Main "Problem P's" in Nigeria -
(2016 Stats) **
1. POLICE
(arresting even rats and dogs, i no fit laff)
2. PASTORS
(dem go collect 10 offerings in 1 church
service)
3. PETROL
(at #145 in an oil producing country?
chisos!)
4. PROSTITUTION
(choi, and naija even get association of
prostitutes)
5. POLITICIANS
(with their pot-belle full of fantastic
corruption)
6. POWER
(NEPA has been a major problem since
1960 nah, lol)
7. PE NIS
(lol, main cause of overpopulation.. hausas
no go hear word)
8. PDP
(always a problem, oya make dem come
chop me)
9. PROTESTS
(ask the biafrans...)
10. PRESIDENT
(i no call name oh.. as dis man leg no go
stay one place, na change im still dey find?)

grin grin how many likes for me nah
Re: The 10 Main "Problem P's" In Nigeria - (2016 Stats) by Adebola02(m): 1:23am On May 15, 2016
11. PROPAGANDA (the official sponsor of APC publicity in the ministry of information) Lie Mohammed can testify

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Re: The 10 Main "Problem P's" In Nigeria - (2016 Stats) by gradeA(m): 10:46am On May 15, 2016
Badookelzi:
grin
** The 10 Main "Problem P's" in Nigeria - (2016 Stats) ** 1. POLICE (arresting even rats and dogs, i no fit laff) 2. PASTORS (dem go collect 10 offerings in 1 church service) 3. PETROL (at #145 in an oil producing country? chisos!) 4. PROSTITUTION (choi, and naija even get association of prostitutes) 5. POLITICIANS (with their pot-belle full of fantastic corruption) 6. POWER (NEPA has been a major problem since 1960 nah, lol) 7. PE NIS (lol, main cause of overpopulation.. hausas no go hear word) 8. PDP (always a problem, oya make dem come chop me) 9. PROTESTS (ask the biafrans...) 10. PRESIDENT (i no call name oh.. as dis man leg no go stay one place, na change im still dey find?)
grin grin how many likes for me nah
I be wan like your post, but as you come dey beg beg, I say make I ignore.
Re: The 10 Main "Problem P's" In Nigeria - (2016 Stats) by flexeey: 6:32pm On May 17, 2016
And PRICE : always going up, defying the law of gravity.
Re: The 10 Main "Problem P's" In Nigeria - (2016 Stats) by Jameskyrian(m): 1:00am On May 18, 2016
Making sence bro..
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