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| Six(6) Type Of People You Will Probably Find In Church. by SimpleBea(m): 4:23pm On May 15, 2016 |
1.THE SERIOUS ONE These people constitute just a small part of the congregration. They form 3 percent out of the One hundred percent of the congregration. They are always serious with their prayers, mode of singing and what have you. 2. THE CHATTERS These people only come to church to chat on Facebook,BBM,Whatsapp and other social networks. Most of them don't have a bible, but you can see them in the latest phones.They formed 10percent out of the congregration. 3. THE SLEEPER'S I am guilty of this.These people are always dozing during the message time. You can always see the ushers by their side tapping the chairs they sit on. Unfortunately, they form the major fragments of the congregration. Thereby, forming 40 percent. 4."THE PHONE CHARGER's" You can always find these set of peoples the most when their was a national blackout or hike in fuel. They even come to church with their own extension box, in case their are no space to charge in the church again. They formed 30 percent out of the congregration. 5.THE OBSERVER's These people only come to church to view the latest fashion in church. They can predict what a church member will wear to church. They don't listen to the sermon, or pay attention to sunday school lesson. All they do is to watch their pastor's shoe and suit. They also formed 7 percent. 6.Add yours. |
| Re: Six(6) Type Of People You Will Probably Find In Church. by BossDanniee(m): 4:31pm On May 15, 2016 |
OP do you have charger? |
| Re: Six(6) Type Of People You Will Probably Find In Church. by UyiIredia(m): 4:33pm On May 15, 2016 |
The Talkathiefs. They simply come to church to catch up with their friends and hear the latest gist. |
| Re: Six(6) Type Of People You Will Probably Find In Church. by SimpleBea(m): 4:38pm On May 15, 2016 |
Which type? Blackberry Nokia pin mouth. Samsung Iphones. Just name it. BossDanniee: |
| Re: Six(6) Type Of People You Will Probably Find In Church. by SimpleBea(m): 4:40pm On May 15, 2016 |
Lol...you are right. I wonder whats wrong with their mouth. UyiIredia: |
| Re: Six(6) Type Of People You Will Probably Find In Church. by BossDanniee(m): 4:40pm On May 15, 2016 |
SimpleBea:Gimme Motorola charger jare! |
| Re: Six(6) Type Of People You Will Probably Find In Church. by SimpleBea(m): 4:45pm On May 15, 2016 |
| Re: Six(6) Type Of People You Will Probably Find In Church. by BossDanniee(m): 4:53pm On May 15, 2016 |
SimpleBea:Why Motorola scarce like this naa *runs out of thread* |
| Re: Six(6) Type Of People You Will Probably Find In Church. by SimpleBea(m): 6:16pm On May 15, 2016 |
Bye bye BossDanniee: |
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