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What Promotion Does He Deserve? by bossun3(m): 12:32pm On May 16, 2016
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4:
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
The boy got all questions right. The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately.
Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed:
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2?
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that I don't have?
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?
(The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do?
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver?
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: Jesus!!!
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
Principal: Chinekemeee!!!
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart
Principal : Eeeeeehhhhh!!!
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the University... Even I myself got all answers wrong!!! LOL

YOU ALSO GOT IT ALL WRONG. DIRTY MINDS WHAT WERE U THINKING? ;DA female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4:
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
The boy got all questions right. The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately.
Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed:
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2?
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that I don't have?
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?
(The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do?
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver?
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: Jesus!!!
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
Principal: Chinekemeee!!!
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart
Principal : Eeeeeehhhhh!!!
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the University... Even I myself got all answers wrong!!! LOL

YOU ALSO GOT IT ALL WRONG. DIRTY MINDS WHAT WERE U THINKING?
Re: What Promotion Does He Deserve? by vikacydevato(m): 12:57pm On May 16, 2016
A well composed piece!

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