which is your favorite Robert Mugabe quip?
Jokes apart!
1. virginity is the best wedding gift any man will get from his newly wedded wife but lately, there's nothing as such any longer because it will have already been given out as a birthday gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, examination marking scheme and for transport fares!
2.Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow!
3.We are leaving in a generation where people "in love" are free to touch each others' private parts but cannot touch each other's phone because they are private!
4.Sometimes you look back at girls you spend money on rather than send money to your Mom and you realise witchcraft is real.
5."If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform"!
6.If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first!
7.South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won't even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to dead a black man simply because he is a foreigner!
8.What is the problem? we now have aeroplanes which can take them( white men) back quicker than the ships use by their ancestors!
9.Mr Bush, Mr Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's which is their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neocolonialists!
10.Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco coiled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end .
Oya which one is your favourite?

I love all, they all make sense.

7 is my favourite