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Dirty Jokes by skyhighweb(m): 7:19pm On May 17, 2016 |
> > A mortician was working late one night. > He ! examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, > about to be cremated, > and made a startling discovery. > Schwartz had the largest private part > he had ever seen! > "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician > commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated > with such an impressive private part. > It must be saved for posterity." > So, he removed it, > stuffed it into his briefcase, > and took it home > "I have something to show > you won't believe," he said to his wife, > opening his briefcase. > "My God!" the wife exclaimed, > "Schwartz is dead!" > > A woman was in bed with her lover > when she heard her husband > opening the front door. > "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner; > She rubbed baby oil all over him, > then dusted him with talcum powder. > "Don't move until I tell you," > she said, " pretend you're a statue." > "What's this?" the husband inquired > as he entered the room. > "Oh it's a statue," she replied, > "the Smiths bought one and I liked it > so I got one for us, too." > No more was said, > not even when they went to bed. > Around 2 AM the husband got up, > went to the kitchen and returned > with a sandwich and a beer. > "Here," he said to the statue, have this. > I stood like that for two days at the Smiths > and nobody offered me a damned thing." > |
Re: Dirty Jokes by puffynana(m): 7:24pm On May 17, 2016 |
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Re: Dirty Jokes by skyhighweb(m): 1:50pm On May 29, 2016 |
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