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Pastor's Missing Chicken by infotainment(m): 9:06am On May 18, 2016
A Pastor keeps chickens on the church premises… One evening a cock went missing.

In church the next day, the Pastor asked: "Who HAS a co-ck?" All the MEN got up…

"No, I mean who has SEEN a co-ck?" All the WOMEN got up…

"Eish...no, no, no…. I meant… who has seen a co-ck that isn't THEIRS?" More than half of the CHURCH WOMEN got up.

"Ohhhh for goodness sake!! Who has seen MY co-ck?!" All the CHOIR GIRLS got up….

The Pastor's WIFE fainted.

The Pastor shouted "It's a lost CHICKEN!"

shocked shocked shocked
Re: Pastor's Missing Chicken by Ezedon(m): 9:15am On May 18, 2016
End time pastor

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