BREAKING NEWS!

Sanusi Lamido sacks Yaradua as Nigeria's president, Appoints Pat Utomi interim president, dissolves the cabinet. Aoandooaka on the run. Ex-president to be place under full medical surveillance.
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In an unprecedented move aimed at sanitizing the rot in the Nigeria’s economic management, the powerful CBN Governor Mallam Sanusi Lamido today fired the incompetent Aso Rock impostor Umaru Musa Yaradua for grossly mis-managing the Nigerian nation. This move is coming barely 72 hours after the same yaradua approved the firing of five former bank MDs who have bled their once thriving banks dry. Sanusi Lamido immediately replaced Mr yaradua with a renowned economic expert professor Pat Utomi as interim president. Utomi is expected to inject fresh ideas into the system to recapitalize the badly depleted economy which has been deprived of progressive ideas for governance for upward of 10 years. Speaking exclusively to our reporters immediately after his swearing in, Utomi promised to take the nation to the Promised Land and justify the confidence reposed in him.

Meanwhile, Sanusi Lamido has placed the Ex-president under full medical surveillance in far away Jeddah to prevent any attempted escape from the planet earth. Lamido believes the deficient style of governance for which Mr yaradua was notorious is responsible for the lack of electricity, good road, water, and the pervasive corruption in the polity. He has therefore promised to bring yaradua to full account, hence the need to prevent yaradua from escaping from this planet.

In a similar development, the fixer of injustice in the immediate past administration of Yaradua, Mr kaase Micheal Aoandooaka has been declared wanted. The notorious ex-Injustice minister was said to have got wind of their impending sack and promptly escaped with his loot which were suspected to be largely proceeds of already fixed and concluded deals from the Ibori trial, the Ekiti re-run and the technical consultancy fees from his consultancy jobs done for the major Nigerian suspects in the Halliburton scandal.

The people should be able to to do that via the Senators.
But they are all bought for a price and they work and dine with the enemy.

Sanusi has become powerful because he sacked 5 CEOs? A move that is yet to provide positive results and may have been initiated by Yaradua and the northern oligarchy.

Most nigerians dont even have a little idea of how their country is being ran.

Fhemmmy:

The people should be able to to do that via the Senators.
But they are all bought for a price and they work and dine with the enemy.

hey! i just learnt how to use the quotes the easy way. naah wah ooo, man dey learn everyday. @poster, this your post depicts joblessness.

floriana:

BREAKING NEWS!

Sanusi Lamido sacks Yaradua as Nigeria's president, Appoints Pat Utomi interim president, dissolves the cabinet. Aoandooaka on the run. Ex-president to be place under full medical surveillance.
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In an unprecedented move aimed at sanitizing the rot in the Nigeria’s economic management, the powerful CBN Governor Mallam Sanusi Lamido today fired the incompetent Aso Rock impostor Umaru Musa Yaradua for grossly mis-managing the Nigerian nation. This move is coming barely 72 hours after the same yaradua approved the firing of five former bank MDs who have bled their once thriving banks dry. Sanusi Lamido immediately replaced Mr yaradua with a renowned economic expert professor Pat Utomi as interim president. Utomi is expected to inject fresh ideas into the system to recapitalize the badly depleted economy which has been deprived of progressive ideas for governance for upward of 10 years. Speaking exclusively to our reporters immediately after his swearing in, Utomi promised to take the nation to the Promised Land and justify the confidence reposed in him.

Meanwhile, Sanusi Lamido has placed the Ex-president under full medical surveillance in far away Jeddah to prevent any attempted escape from the planet earth. Lamido believes the deficient style of governance for which Mr yaradua was notorious is responsible for the lack of electricity, good road, water, and the pervasive corruption in the polity. He has therefore promised to bring yaradua to full account, hence the need to prevent yaradua from escaping from this planet.

In a similar development, the fixer of injustice in the immediate past administration of Yaradua, Mr kaase Micheal Aoandooaka has been declared wanted. The notorious ex-Injustice minister was said to have got wind of their impending sack and promptly escaped with his loot which were suspected to be largely proceeds of already fixed and concluded deals from the Ibori trial, the Ekiti re-run and the technical consultancy fees from his consultancy jobs done for the major Nigerian suspects in the Halliburton scandal.

well written

if only it was that simple.