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New Family Rules by Kabidoye(m): 7:26pm On May 19, 2016
I read this somewhere and decided to share with you guys. I remember we had rules in our house while growing up like giving 2 weeks notice before you go see a friend and stuffs but this is really outrageous. Please read below:

WHICH KIND DADDY IS THIS?

INTERNAL HOME MEMO

FROM: FATHER

TO: ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES

CC: MOTHER

DATE: May 17 2016

SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION

Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going to be accepted.

1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared Restricted Zones. Entry
And/or passage shall require express permission from myself
Upon submission of written request.

2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed!

3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk are
Restricted. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to
Me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justifications backed by
a qualified dietician report as supportive documentation.

4. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 liters of water per day per
person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical
reasons.

5. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. All
dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster I shall make
available shortly.

6. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to
offer food, drinks or even music. Those who want their guests to listen
to music shall sing for them.

7. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council or Court
Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an instantaneous penalty of ejection from
The House.

8. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in The
House, shall immediately have to seek temporary employment
somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s).

9. All visitors intending to spend a night/week or more shall
apply in triplicate and give two months notice, with an endorsement from
their town Mayor, Village Headman or Church Priest, giving convincing
reasons why they can't stay at their homes. Failure to do this shall result
in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival

THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!

Signed:

DAD
Chairman of Home Affairs
Hot regards,

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Re: New Family Rules by Nobody: 11:17pm On May 19, 2016
Kabidoye:
I read this somewhere and decided to share with you guys. I remember we had rules in our house while growing up like giving 2 weeks notice before you go see a friend and stuffs but this is really outrageous. Please read below:

WHICH KIND DADDY IS THIS?

INTERNAL HOME MEMO

FROM: FATHER

TO: ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES

CC: MOTHER

DATE: May 17 2016

SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION

Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going to be accepted.

1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared Restricted Zones. Entry
And/or passage shall require express permission from myself
Upon submission of written request.

2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed!

3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk are
Restricted. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to
Me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justifications backed by
a qualified dietician report as supportive documentation
.

4. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 liters of water per day per
person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical
reasons.

5. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. All
dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster I shall make
available shortly.

6. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to
offer food, drinks or even music. Those who want their guests to listen
to music shall sing for them


7. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council or Court
Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an instantaneous penalty of ejection from
The House.

8. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in The
House, shall immediately have to seek temporary employment
somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s).

9. All visitors intending to spend a night/week or more shall
apply in triplicate and give two months notice, with an endorsement from
their town Mayor, Village Headman or Church Priest, giving convincing
reasons why they can't stay at their homes. Failure to do this shall result
in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival

THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!

Signed:

DAD
Chairman of Home Affairs
Hot regards,

@emboldened_That is fücking hilarious! - see what stringent economic meltdown has caused grin



Skarlett
Sinizia
Mindfulness
sweetcocoa/freecocoa
cococandy


cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44.

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Re: New Family Rules by Nobody: 11:30pm On May 19, 2016
this is not a small matter, desperate times call for desperate measures indeed grin grin grin
Re: New Family Rules by Nobody: 3:48pm On May 20, 2016
darkenedrebel:


@emboldened_That is fücking hilarious! - see what stringent economic meltdown has caused grin



Skarlett
Sinizia
Mindfulness
sweetcocoa/freecocoa
cococandy


cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44.


Tragicomedy.

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Re: New Family Rules by cococandy(f): 4:12pm On May 20, 2016
Now that's funny.

darkenedrebel:


@emboldened_That is fücking hilarious! - see what stringent economic meltdown has caused grin



Skarlett
Sinizia
Mindfulness
sweetcocoa/freecocoa
cococandy


cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44.
Re: New Family Rules by sinizia: 11:08pm On May 20, 2016
darkenedrebel:


@emboldened_That is fücking hilarious! - see what stringent economic meltdown has caused grin



Sk.arlett
Si.nizia
Mindf.ulness
s.weetcocoa/freecoc.oa
c.ococandy


cc: Seu.n, Lalastic.lala, Mynd4.4.

Desperate times calls for desperate measure. I don't blame the OP. grin

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