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New Family Rules by Kabidoye(m): 7:26pm On May 19, 2016 |
I read this somewhere and decided to share with you guys. I remember we had rules in our house while growing up like giving 2 weeks notice before you go see a friend and stuffs but this is really outrageous. Please read below: WHICH KIND DADDY IS THIS? INTERNAL HOME MEMO FROM: FATHER TO: ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES CC: MOTHER DATE: May 17 2016 SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going to be accepted. 1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared Restricted Zones. Entry And/or passage shall require express permission from myself Upon submission of written request. 2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed! 3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk are Restricted. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to Me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justifications backed by a qualified dietician report as supportive documentation. 4. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 liters of water per day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical reasons. 5. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. All dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly. 6. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music. Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them. 7. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council or Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an instantaneous penalty of ejection from The House. 8. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in The House, shall immediately have to seek temporary employment somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s). 9. All visitors intending to spend a night/week or more shall apply in triplicate and give two months notice, with an endorsement from their town Mayor, Village Headman or Church Priest, giving convincing reasons why they can't stay at their homes. Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!! Signed: DAD Chairman of Home Affairs Hot regards, 2 Likes |
Re: New Family Rules by Nobody: 11:17pm On May 19, 2016 |
Kabidoye: @emboldened_That is fücking hilarious! - see what stringent economic meltdown has caused Skarlett Sinizia Mindfulness sweetcocoa/freecocoa cococandy cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: New Family Rules by Nobody: 11:30pm On May 19, 2016 |
this is not a small matter, desperate times call for desperate measures indeed |
Re: New Family Rules by Nobody: 3:48pm On May 20, 2016 |
darkenedrebel: Tragicomedy. 1 Like |
Re: New Family Rules by cococandy(f): 4:12pm On May 20, 2016 |
Now that's funny. darkenedrebel: |
Re: New Family Rules by sinizia: 11:08pm On May 20, 2016 |
darkenedrebel: Desperate times calls for desperate measure. I don't blame the OP. |
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