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| The Mastercard by SamMilla1(op): 6:10pm On Nov 21, 2006 |
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the brides and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyones chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift for everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Bleep you". Then he turned to his bride and said, "Bleep you". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "Im outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge, making the brides parents pay over 5million naira, for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the brides and best mans reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?: Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends , 5million naira. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion , 100,000.naira Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in monaco , ,2million naira. The look on everyones face when they see the 8x10 picture of the bride humping the best man, Priceless. There are some things money cant buy, for everything else theres MASTERCARD |
| Re: The Mastercard by Mystique(f): 11:31am On Nov 24, 2006 |
Hmmm, so where's the joke?? ![]() |
| Re: The Mastercard by igoldson(m): 1:45pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
Mystique abi na wetin you call your sef which joke you want again that embarassment no be enough joke? |
| Re: The Mastercard by SamMilla1(op): 5:23pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
i dont know what else u are looking or mystique |
| Re: The Mastercard by angelz(f): 5:40pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
@ sam milla. I dnt undastand d dennotive & connotative aspect of 'priceless' & 'master card' |
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