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| How Possible? by ayusman16(m): 7:37am On Jun 02, 2008 |
During WW II a British fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and he was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt pretty bad, so the German doctor amputated his arm. He requested that they drop his arm over his base in England. So the Germans did. The next week they amputated his other arm and he asked the same thing. The Germans complied. The next week they amputated one of his legs, and he again asked for them to drop it over his base in England. The German doctor replied, "Nein, ve do dis no more!" The pilot asked why not, and the German answered, "Ve tink you trying to escape!" |
| Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(m): 8:23am On Jun 02, 2008 |
[color=#990000]For those who understand Hausa! Boni Haruna's wife went to Potiskum her hometown to campaign for Senate and said "Ku maza bakwa son cin gaban mata"! They screamed in unison, "muna so! Ba mu samu bane!"[/color] Somebody translate ooo my hand no dey! |
| Re: How Possible? by folly69(m): 10:37am On Jun 02, 2008 |
liked the first joke  cool |
| Re: How Possible? by Jeovy(m): 11:41am On Jun 02, 2008 |
Good one ,He is escaping part by part |
| Re: How Possible? by aristole(m): 12:32pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
Escape indeed. Please, transliterate your hausa language now!now!! |
| Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(m): 12:39pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
@Aristole Longest time no seen, saw, or see? How u dey? Av u been successfully disvirgined now? @Joke Clemcy or Aisha2 go come translate am. I no sabi translate to English! |
| Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(m): 5:04pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
| Dumb Germans |
| Re: How Possible? by gunpoint(m): 5:29pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
TRANSLATION. . . . . . BONI WIFE. . . . . MY WOMEN!! UNA NO WANT MAKE DEM DEY SCREW UNA FRM FRONT NE?? WOMEN. . . . WE WANT OOO!!! BT WE NO DEY GET NE!!!! N.B! NO BE ME TALK O I JST TRANSLATE |
| Re: How Possible? by saucekid(m): 5:59pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
God don punish u be that who ask u to translate? |
| Re: How Possible? by gunpoint(m): 6:16pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
@SAUCE WEN GOD PUNISH U FINISH, NTIN FIT REACH ME NA. . .  |
| Re: How Possible? by ituen(m): 5:09am On Jun 03, 2008 |
| wELLDONE AYUSMAN |
| Re: How Possible? by TOYOSI20(f): 8:17am On Jun 03, 2008 |
@ Joke like it, made me laf |
| Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(m): 8:28am On Jun 03, 2008 |
TOYOSI20: Only laff? Hope u didnt, " |
| Re: How Possible? by folly69(m): 9:09am On Jun 03, 2008 |
c ya dirty mind |
| Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(m): 9:18am On Jun 03, 2008 |
like ur heart. Na only dirty mind dey think dirty things wey i never talk. |
| Re: How Possible? by TOYOSI20(f): 10:30am On Jun 03, 2008 |
ayusman16: No dear just laffs for this gurl, , . . . . . . . . . . . .I'm as clean as a whistle. . . . . . . . .  |
| Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(m): 10:39am On Jun 03, 2008 |
Bad girl. wanted to say, hope u didnt cry? and some peeps are thinking anoda thing! |
| Re: How Possible? by aristole(m): 11:23am On Jun 03, 2008 |
@Ayusman Work-stress. Meetings here nd there. |
| Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(m): 10:34am On Jun 05, 2008 |
Na for Goldmine u dey work? |
| Re: How Possible? by krama(m): 3:55am On Jun 06, 2008 |
Ewwwwww |
| Re: How Possible? by bibs(f): 3:37pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
chei!!! |
| Re: How Possible? by clemcykul(f): 5:38pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
i love this gunpoint dem don punish u finsh na? aferall general life na surfer head |
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