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Six Funny Life Lessons by saintfizzo(m): 7:58am On May 22, 2016
Here are six very funny and interesting life lessons you should see and share with the people you love.
Lesson 1: Naked Wife


 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 3

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Lesson 5: Power of Charisma

A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

Source; http://www.hotswen.com/2013/11/six-funny-life-lessons-very-funny.html?m=1

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Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by kally32(m): 8:20am On May 22, 2016
Nice one
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by tsephanyah(f): 8:25am On May 22, 2016
Beatiful picture
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by SeverusSnape(m): 8:33am On May 22, 2016
Funny.
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by Nobody: 8:35am On May 22, 2016
tsephanyah:
Beatiful picture
Nothing beautiful about that picture. tongue
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by tsephanyah(f): 8:42am On May 22, 2016
PushPlay:

Nothing beautiful about that picture. tongue
why? The lady or the dress izint beautiful
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by marshalcarter: 8:48am On May 22, 2016
Only the last story moral made alotta sense


Thumbs up
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by Nobody: 8:53am On May 22, 2016
tsephanyah:
why? The lady or the dress izint beautiful
Just kidding.cheesy
Why haven't I heard from you?

Not even on Whatsapp.
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by BiafraBushBoy(m): 8:56am On May 22, 2016
tsephanyah:
Beatiful picture


you see yo self??

Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by tsephanyah(f): 8:58am On May 22, 2016
PushPlay:

Just kidding.cheesy
Why haven't I heard from you?

Not even on Whatsapp.
sorree.. i 4gat, i hav ur digit in my call log, 4gat to add to my contact but i already did it now..
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by tsephanyah(f): 8:59am On May 22, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


you see yo self??
what?
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:00am On May 22, 2016
tsephanyah:
what?

Okay...

Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by Nobody: 9:01am On May 22, 2016
tsephanyah:
sorree.. i 4gat, i hav ur digit in my call log, 4gat to add to my contact but i already did it now..

Okay, apology accepted.
Now let's talk on Whatsapp. I'll switch it on in a minute..
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by tsephanyah(f): 9:19am On May 22, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


Okay...
funny
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by Chazzyboy: 9:28am On May 22, 2016
tsephanyah:
Beatiful picture
Helo
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by tsephanyah(f): 9:47am On May 22, 2016
Chazzyboy:
Helo
hi
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by Chazzyboy: 9:51am On May 22, 2016
tsephanyah:
hi
I keep dreaming about u
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by tsephanyah(f): 9:54am On May 22, 2016
Chazzyboy:
I keep dreaming about u
funny
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by Chazzyboy: 9:58am On May 22, 2016
tsephanyah:
funny
we are connected me and u
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by tsephanyah(f): 10:11am On May 22, 2016
Chazzyboy:
we are connected me and u
as how
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by Chazzyboy: 10:13am On May 22, 2016
tsephanyah:
as how
lovers
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by tsephanyah(f): 10:18am On May 22, 2016
Chazzyboy:
lovers
nice move.. why wil i not hate my fellow human and nigerian
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by Chazzyboy: 10:20am On May 22, 2016
tsephanyah:
nice move.. why wil i not hate my fellow human and nigerian
why I'm I a terrorist
Re: Six Funny Life Lessons by njideoby(f): 3:08pm On May 22, 2016
LESSON 6 is the greatest.

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