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Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 1:32pm On May 22, 2016
Happy weekend Nairalanders


mine was when our Geography teacher said the time in Cross River state is different from other parts of Nigeria.
gringrin

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Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by reverendfather: 1:33pm On May 22, 2016
my biology teacher said if I hold or touch amaka she go get belle, funny enough I started avoiding all the ladies in my class.


memories of Edo college days.
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 1:36pm On May 22, 2016
reverendfather:
he said
he said what??
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Elnino4ladies: 1:38pm On May 22, 2016
olihilistic:
Happy weekend Nairalanders


mine was when our Geography teacher said the time in Cross River state is different from other parts of Nigeria.
gringrin

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thefakesatan
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Creamish...lol
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 1:41pm On May 22, 2016
[quote author=Elnino4ladies post=45861796][/quote]
na only you mention me to talk??
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by obiorathesubtle: 1:49pm On May 22, 2016
undecided our Geography teacher in ss2 told us mount Kilimanjaro is in Ethiopia..



And we were just looking at the guy like this..

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Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 1:51pm On May 22, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
undecided our Geography teacher in ss2 told us mount Kilimanjaro is in Ethiopia..



And we were just looking at the guy like this..

gringrincheesy

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Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 1:55pm On May 22, 2016
Once my love letter to a classmate crush was intercepted..... In middle school.... dude told me I wouldn't turn out fine if I kept sending those letters....smh grin....

No be me be tis grin


Ps: I sent one to his teenage daughter after I left his office
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 2:01pm On May 22, 2016
[quote author=Elnino4ladies post=45861796][/quote]One of the biggest lies I was told (by several teachers) was
that sex before marriage is evil and will most likely give you
a disease.
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by afezy110(m): 2:06pm On May 22, 2016
grin all teachers.. i took first wen i was in school... they all say this

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Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 2:09pm On May 22, 2016
suzan404:
One of the biggest lies I was told (by several teachers) was
that sex before marriage is evil and will most likely give you
a disease.


and you think that was a lie??
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by makydebbie(f): 2:35pm On May 22, 2016
olihilistic:
Happy weekend Nairalanders


mine was when our Geography teacher said the time in Cross River state is different from other parts of Nigeria.
gringrin

cc mimzy
cc Smellymouth
cc MUVA
cc airsultan
thefakesatan
Halfricanadian
suzan404

Elnino4ladies

Creamish
xoella
slyIsaac
makydebbie
Monalisa185
TheLastIdiot
Iolite
agarawu23
lolz
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 2:35pm On May 22, 2016
olihilistic:

and you think that was a lie??
hmmmm....no
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Smellymouth: 2:39pm On May 22, 2016
Lol
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by MUVA(m): 3:04pm On May 22, 2016
My biology teacher.. She once told me I'm a bad boy but she likes bad boys. wink


My mind interpreted it to: I have a crush on you and from that day, biology became my favourite topic! cheesy


Today, I hold a degree in Biology And currently running for an Msc in Marine Biology even though its not my line of work. gringringringrin



All because of a misinterpreted statement! cheesycheesycheesycheesy
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by xender(m): 8:43am On May 23, 2016
ok now. This is it »»»


she told my friend that he will not be useful and will not make it in life cry

But today I make bold to announce to you that the same boy now own six different group chat on WhatsApp and two on Facebook where he is the admin !
. Hurray! He made it!!

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Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Aspiregreat: 9:37am On May 23, 2016
My teachers deceived ,lied and brainwashed me to believe that I'm the leader of tomorrow .I'm now in the tomorrow. but alas! my grand father's age mate is the leader *** .

#Wehavebeenscamed
#Thenigerianyouth.

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Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by CaptainEColeJnr: 10:14am On May 23, 2016
there was this Geography teacher I had when I was in ss1.
the man can lie for Africa! chai.. the lies are too numerous.. but the most notable one was that he told us that he had been to over 20 countries.. grin na im u still dey do geography teacher?? chai

Mr. J.Gambu

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Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 4:51pm On May 24, 2016
xender:
ok now. This is it »»»


she told my friend that he will not be useful and will not make it in life cry

But today I make bold to announce to you that the same boy now own six different group chat on WhatsApp and two on Facebook where he is the admin !
. Hurray! He made it!!



hahhahahahajajajaj I laugh out loud......

that's an achievement no be lie.

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Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 4:52pm On May 24, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
there was this Geography teacher I had when I was in ss1.
the man can lie for Africa! chai.. the lies are too numerous.. but the most notable one was that he told us that he had been to over 20 countries.. grin na im u still dey do geography teacher?? chai

Mr. J.Gambu

hahahahahahah

why is it only Geography teachers??
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 4:53pm On May 24, 2016
Aspiregreat:
My teachers deceived ,lied and brainwashed me to believe that I'm the leader of tomorrow .I'm now in the tomorrow. but alas! my grand father's age mate is the leader *** .

#Wehavebeenscamed
#Thenigerianyouth.

gringrin

kashybaby come and tell your own.
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 8:12am On May 25, 2016
olihilistic:


gringrin

kashybaby come and tell your own.



I can't remember anything...I hate going to school... grin
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 8:23am On May 25, 2016
KashyBaby:




I can't remember anything...I hate going to school... grin
you can lie for Asia.

how did you learn English Language
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 8:27am On May 25, 2016
olihilistic:
you can lie for Asia.

how did you learn English Language




grin English subject is part of the Philippines school curriculum both public & private... wink
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 8:31am On May 25, 2016
KashyBaby:





grin English subject is part of the Philippines school curriculum both public & private... wink




hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

grin
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 8:32am On May 25, 2016
olihilistic:




hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

grin





U and Ur killer smile... wink always weaken my knees...
Re: Share The Lie Your Teacher Ever Told You. by Nobody: 8:47am On May 25, 2016
KashyBaby:



U and Ur killer smile... wink always weaken my knees...
grin baby mi
you haff flattered me...

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