MUVA:


Would you rather we toast or we fight?

*Neither
*°• Ive already won the battle
an have now moved on to war with a new enemy

halfricanadian:




I av confession

one goat av been eyeing me for days

I av thought of it shd i use it to make isewu or nkwobi
u av said i shd nt touch male wat shall i do?



even before u say i shdnt touch male i cant even touch dem dey are wicked ehn

KingCheezyPuff:
*Neither *°• Ive already won the battle an have now moved on to war with a new enemy

refiner:

........so plane dey use fuel!

I blame bubu!....

this kind plane wey dey hang for air sha....

abeg make I rush go get fuel from bubu house,I hear say bubu dey store fuel for him room!

STFUareyouG0d:
always be

halfricanadian:



Is ur manhood not working?

Why u talking like someone dat just lost it

halfricanadian:


No my big sister aunty diddyydiva say she wee flog me if she catch me nd boy togeda

Our love is a forbidden one o

KingCheezyPuff:
You campaigners
..sides that meme's funny

campaigning for a good cause my darling..



made it for you.. I know you liked cats, but you like trump more.. Aint it?

Diddyydiva:
Erm isewu ,

#swallows hard

Nkwobi !!

Erm.....................

Okay i will close my eyes for two hours so i wont see you.








They arent all wicked, trust me

Diddyydiva:
Erm isewu ,

#swallows hard

Nkwobi !!

Erm.....................

Okay i will close my eyes for two hours so i wont see you.
Atleast be happy that someone is eyeing you what,about those ladies praying that a guy should just say hi to them and stop your over generalization about guys,all are bad that is an assumption,how many have you been with before saying that are you ladies not worst than guys with your attitude and lack of morals especially here on NL not to talk of outside.







They arent all wicked, trust me

pinceprinz:
We can use your womanhood to test it nah. Olobe!

halfricanadian:


His dah why u are a blow englis

Am tell u dat my kini is nt sone thing dats ship like mami water juice

If e ya kno dat ur thing e can stay stay pls cut it

Use it an so susage or eggroll feel ur sef

cookies ko cookery ni


One queston can u taste good if u cook ursef?

aaaah.. Orekelewa mi.. Why are you does like this naaaa??


If I cut my thing now.. Will you eat it??

MUVA:


I was never your enemy .

Was I?

*Worst
*°•You where the Shreader
to my teenage mutant ninja turtles

KingCheezyPuff:
*Yeah,you have an intensity to you
....but hey! ....you can work on it

You are crushin'!!
..an won't tell me on who

Babzilla:


Ah na wa O.
Aubty fit joib us space dey or how U see am

obiorathesubtle:
campaigning for a good cause my darling..



made it for you.. I know you liked cats, but you like trump more.. Aint it?

halfricanadian:


They will use u nd do control experiment

See his catapillar nose manhood looking like ijebu ode chewing stick

obiorathesubtle:
aaaah.. Orekelewa mi.. Why are you does like this naaaa??


If I cut my thing now.. Will you eat it??

pinceprinz:
You know say I get your remote control for hand, don't push me to press cry for u oh. Hankie don cost oh

KingCheezyPuff:
*Worst
*°•You where the Shreader
to my teenage mutant ninja turtles

Diddyydiva:
hello?

halfricanadian:


nkwobi dey cook for 2 hrs jesu



Not all d all me av met are wicked o

Nice no even dey deir soul

Eez unfortunate i always meet them

if they av born nybody well let dem come nd make me go nd fall in love now dat am on my own

Diddyydiva:
Intensity?


Okay i wont pretend , we got something in common



Here we go again chee , am not crushing ..!!!

what can i do to make you believe that

*Alright,but there must be some dude here you dislike the least
...Who

*Mines is a know it all ,but he don't comment often

halfricanadian:


Is dat a threat or u scaring me or u want me to b afraid or fear shd b catching
Me if God hasnt said so oga one questiom who be u?

kamel4real2015:
hello? What emoji is that?

Diddyydiva:
the one i use when i question your mental stability.




Why did you quote me?

KingCheezyPuff:
*Alright,but there must be some dude her you dislike the least
...Who

*Mines is a know it all ,but he don't comment often

Diddyydiva:
okay!!
huh huh



I dislike nobody, but i surely like someone more but hes into another gal .

so pratically ive gat none for now




OMG!!!
really.


I think i know who he is

*that's what I asked but on the slick
...an you still didn't tell me who
...so who
Be coded if you feel you need to

kamel4real2015:
why I quoted you who are you too full of yourself,you are nothing but just as any other person so can't I quote you are you God. Nairaland sha and you don't to conjure abusive words before you communicate.

STFUareyouG0d:
hey

bye

Diddyydiva:
the one i use when i question your mental stability.




Why did you quote me?