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Type Of Slap And Their Meaning by adeoyun(m): 2:58pm On May 23, 2016 |
TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS!!!
1. TAKE AWAY SLAP
When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you
can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is
take away slap.
2. RESOUNDING SLAP
That is when after you are hit. You keep on
hearing
some funny sounds in your brain like
wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing
christmas Carol.
3. FORMATTING SLAP
That is the slap that makes someone forget
instantly what he or she was doing..You find
yourself asking questions like
"what did I do?"
4. EXPLANATION SLAP
When someone gives you that kind of slap..you
find yourself explaining the situation to the
nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..BROS
SHEY U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO
ANYTHING O.
5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP
When you receive this kind of slap all you will do
is
just stand right where you are and watch the
person walk away.
6. RHETORICAL SLAP
The moment you download the slap..you start
asking
questions that don't need reply..like
JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME?
7. SWEET SLAP
This is the type of slap that when a girl
downloads, it
sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not,
you start blushing.
8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP
This simply has to do with the physical
reconstruction of your face when given to you,
the
length of your face will be raised to power two,
your
eye socket will calculate its circumference.
9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP
When you receive this slap (it proves effective
when
it's given to you all of a sudden) when you be
able to
speak spanish, greek, arabic, hindu, all
together.
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP
You will start seeing different colours and your
head
will turn to nest while birds will be flying all
around
you.
WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR
WITNESSED?. |
Re: Type Of Slap And Their Meaning by vicstar(m): 3:22pm On May 23, 2016 |
I can't remember what type is dat
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Re: Type Of Slap And Their Meaning by alabiyemmy(m): 5:14pm On May 23, 2016 |
Is it suppose to be funny? |
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