childhood is funny and intresting, mine was...

*wakes me up from sleep*

....oya stand up, go to the next street, look for Mr kamoru and tell him i am greeting him

one ugly afternoon,I came back from school,tired and hungry.I dropped my bag and reach out for the bowl of gaari up our Mummy's cupboard, suddenly,I don't know where the sound actually came from all I heard is "Seeguuuunnnnnnn......seeeeeggg. where are you? (in yoruba language) oya,drop your bag and go to my tailor's shop, he said he is almost done with the clothes. don't leave unless he gives you the clothi ooooo" I look up at her wanting to explain my current predicament but she shouted back at me before I could utter a word,"run down there now before I slap taste out of your mouth. Elebi".
man,growing up wasn't easy ooo

Some will lie that they were sent to go buy condoms.

Was sent to buy a Warcraft

Fanned my mom throughout the duration of her afternoon nap. It was not funny

Sending me to go and buy CD... I didn't know what it was used for.

The night when they told me to go nd fetch water. knowing fully that I can't get water @ dhat time. chai, I wan die dhat day