1. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.


2. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it will have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"


3. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.


4. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”


5. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.


6. If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.”


7. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.


8. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.


9. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.


10. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.


11. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

12. Add yours!

Which one is your favourite?

My favourite is no 1

in his voice"i wont sign same sex marriage even satan wasn't gay"

4 and 5 is so on point

I go for No. 1, it's so on point like my gf nipples.

Dominique Lalasticlala Obinoscopy mogidi

cyprus000:
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Which kingdom did this mammy water escape from?

Hi mammy, I know you aren't aberrant caricature of nature. I mean, you're straight like MTN mask.
So, I've decided to introduce you to that pappy water you've been looking for

Seunny4lif, where are you? Show show before zoharariel(our resident Mr koko) show face

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am i supposed to laff or wah?

Blood of Satan oooooh
I'm in love sha
Mummy ni oooooh

cyprus000:
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Which kingdom did this mammy water escape from?

Hi mammy, I know you aren't aberrant caricature of nature. I mean, you're straight like MTN mask.
So, I've decided to introduce you to that pappy water you've been looking for

Seunny4lif, where are you? Show show before zoharariel(our resident Mr koko) show face

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seunny4lif:

Blood of Satan oooooh
I'm in love sha
Mummy ni oooooh

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Lol.


Baba, e be lyk say this mammy na one chance. She too up tight.
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Meself dey fear

cyprus000:


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Lol.


Baba, e be lyk say this mammy na one chance. She too up tight.
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The bae fine like witch!

Lol just know that you are looking for trouble from Zimbabwe.