DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN IN
GOVERNMENT
1. When you chop alone in government and no
one chops with you, that is called OBJ
2. When you chop in government and you allow
others to chop their own,that is called IBB
3. When you chop in
government and you give others from what you
have chopulated, that is called Abdusallam
4. When you chop in government and d place you
are chopin eventually fold up, that is called ATiku
5. When you dey chop in government, you no
remember your driver, secretary, office assistants,
dat is called Gowon
6. When you dey chop alone in government, no
remember anybody, you kon dey get
headache today, fever tomoro, dat one is called
Shonekan
7. When dem just appoint you for government
position, and you just chop small, auditors kon
come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo
8. When you chop in
government and you die while chopin, that is
called Abacha
9. When you want to chop in government and you
first give others to chop before you
begin to chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan
10. When you are chopin your own in government
and you call your friends to come and chop their
own too, that is called Ibori
11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you
no chop
anything, that is called Fashola
12. When you chop from this government, that
government, this
government, that government like say na you dem
create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinibu
13. When you chop in
government so taaay you scatter ground, three
houses for America, two for London, six for
Maitama, seven for VI, as madam dey go
shopping for Dubai, children dey go
summer for Spain, EFCC kon grab you, dat one is
called
Deziani
14. When you chop well well for government and
people know say you chop well well but you dey
deny say you chop well well, dat one is called
Rotimi Amechi
15. When you chop in
government so tay you are even richer than the
place you dey chop, dat one is called Rochas
16. When you chop so tey you tire and come
begin de distribute the choppings to others. That
one is called Dasuki
17. Finally, when you see government money and
can't chop and won't let others chop, dat one is
called Buhari.

All these chop chop govt are corrupt except the last on the list.

- When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola

- When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinubu

- When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called
Rotimi Amechi