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Oya Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Mafking(m): 10:14am On May 27, 2016
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.

2.- if u didn't play rubber band.

3.- if u neva bath in the d rain.

4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1

5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed.

6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take
it
and give you new ones.

7.- if u didn't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing
before going to school.

8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted buildings or under d
bed with friends.

9.- if u have never flown a kite.

10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands.

11.- if u never wrote your name on a paper and insert it into
your
pen so that no one will steal it.

12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when
the light went off.

13.- if u neva waved at white birds expecting your nails to be
whiter.

14.- if u didn't hear of ghost that stays under mango trees at
night.

15.- if u never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a
car.

16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat it while
walking on the street.

17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand
without fire.

18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!....
Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER
LIKE A MOTOR!
i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i didn't knw
either until i grew up.

....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult doesn't knw dat nursery
rhyme
"sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living"
i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...

***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep sharing d fun and
laugh it off.

***%Don't break dis chain share it to all ur skul n playing mate

2 remember dem of their childhood memories...

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Re: Oya Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by ireneony(f): 1:08pm On May 27, 2016
Funny grin
Re: Oya Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by olorunthobby(f): 10:45am On May 30, 2016
I remembered i did most of them but no. 14 never occured to me
Re: Oya Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by SweetyMarvel19(m): 10:21am On May 31, 2016
olorunthobby:
I remembered i did most of them but no. 14 never occured to me



Did almost all

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