A short One for children.

Other Countries.
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Parent:Happy children's Day,son. where do you want to go to?
Son: Dad thanks! you are the man but dad i am no longer a child.
**Parent look at one another**
Mother: Come off it! you are still our little boy! where should we go?
Son: Ok mom. lets go to LA Amusement park!

**Nigeria**
Son: Happy children's day Pale.
Father: *looks confused* you well so?
Son: *Arghh* Pale just say same to you..forget! you wouldn't take me out?
Father: You say?
Son: I mean wouldn't we celebrate it,go have fun na..
Father: is it your birthday?
Son: No....but
Dad: Have i paid your school fees?
Son: No but...
Father: is there food in the store?
Son: Pale but...
Father: eh? i should give you #1000 Naira that will give you fun for 4hrs when it can serve us for 24hrs..My friend will you go and play outside..I don't know why these schools gave you people holiday they should have atleast let you guys come to school.
**Few minutes later**
father: Sule what did you break? **runs out**Oya come and take the 1000Naira..



Happy Children's Day.