My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started,
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started,
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started,
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive,  so, I took her to a petrol station.

And then the fight started,
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started,
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Funny! But forgot to Laugh

Too long n dry

Cool

tyt one there you try past your father jooooo

Liar

good morning all

Bend ya big head i want to have a word wiff dat militant above u

Lysaa sat down on the couch next to Studio as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

He said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started,

And as Dickele tried to seterate the fighting, Lyssa mistakenly poured a hot Fart on his Face

funny especially the second joke

any wrong with my gucci?

Isnt this StaLE but remixed?



Na Q i ask o.

bliss blisss na ur face be dis

MOMSY, HOW U DEY? i dey miss u large time i hope u go stay long this time?

How Fight Starts (merix)

scared to read dis. . . too long mahn

Lola, how body?

This thing (NLD) is getting into me blood stream. I just thot I'd dapper it a wee bit.
*wink Wink.
It pains me to say it but I miss it when I'm not on.


Roma,
na you give me belle?
SHeeeeuuurrr!

ma son,momma dey go bak 2mr oooo,

bliss na so oooo

paddy eeee,i dey 2mr jare

someone shd write on ow fights end,

wanna do the honours?

real men don't insult women!

Thats "how" a fight starts

@all

Guud evening friends

Bonsoir ma n!gga

It wa so funny but I forgot to laugh.

. . . that's how fight starts

when i kick your greasy arse

@clumsickle



@romade